Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Please just go away already Jake & Vienna


Reality TV and show hosting reached an all-time low last night when The Bachelorette dedicated a full 30 minutes of scintillating programming to the ‘after the break up reunion of Jake and Vienna’. In case you don’t happen to read the trash tabloids, Jake and Vienna were the most recent destined-to-be-together-forever couple who hooked up on The Bachelor. She was the mean and skanky-like ho that all the girls on the show hated. He was the douchey pilot (who was dumped by the previous Bachelorette Jillian, Joanie or whatever the f*uck her name was) and later cast as the new Bachelor… Yeah, I know, it truly is an absolute freaking nightmare just trying to keep up with the ridiculous reality TV soap opera that the ABC network has conceived… But anyway, during the not-to-be-missed-reunion, tool-head Jake and weepy Vienna had a full-on knock down drag out bicker fest. They argued about everything from GPS, to furniture arrangement and even dog poo. Apparently Jakey wasn’t giving up the ole sausage and Vienna was feeling neglected and unloved. Jake was whining about how he felt undermined and emasculated (yes his words, but kind of ironic considering how he always seems to comes across as an overly emotional, wussy big girl’s blouse). There were also accusations of infidelity, lying and fame whoring! When the opposing parties got hung up arguing about Vienna’s dog, the host Chris Harrison finally interjected and said “No one cares about the dog” -- which had to be the best and only redeeming line of this completely embarrassing saga. It is my sincere hope that Chris Harrison will finally wake up and realize that he is quickly turning into the scummy new mayor of Jerry Springerville – and go get a real job. As for Jake and Vienna, one can only hope that they crawl back under whatever rocks they originally came from under, because frankly, no one really gives a shit …I’m just saying…

6 comments:

  1. i'm totally sick of them too. let's start a petition to get rid of them once & for all.

    ReplyDelete
  2. @Anonymous: Hopefully after that most recent disgusting disply on television that will be the end us of having to see those two. One can only hope!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Actually- I don't watch The Bach/Bachelorette at all, but Chris Harrison had a gig on HGTV- which I do watch -called Designer's Challenge and unless it's all re-runs I think he still hosts that. That I can stomach. He seems like-able on that show...maybe he should stick to narrating people choosing an interior decorator...

    ReplyDelete
  4. @G: I think Chris sold his soul to the devil at ABC. Trash TV at its absolute worst - and he is the designated master of ceremonies.

    ReplyDelete
  5. jake and vienna are not ment to be i think jake should have chose tenly

    ReplyDelete

Comments are welcome and appreciated. You do not have to sign up or give your contact information to be able to comment. Feel free to comment anonymously if you like. Just fill my box up. It makes me so very happy!