Tuesday, July 27, 2010
And you wonder why you are still a bachelor…
We all probably know someone who can only best be described as a proverbial bachelor or spinster old cat lady -- and usually for a very, very good reason or two. Things like social ineptitude, less than stellar looks, freakish tendencies, emotional retardation or just plain cluelessness about members of the opposite sex are often to blame.
Nowhere is it more abundantly clear that some people are destined to remain forever single than when visiting online dating sites. Case in point, check out this guy’s awesomely amazing dating video:
Holy crikey! While I was thrilled to know that I would probably score fairly high in the boobie department with this guy, the part about pea brains and milk cartons was, let’s just say, a bit off-putting and slightly depressing! Seriously, if my only option aside from spinsterhood is with creepy dudes like this, then things might be looking a tad bleak for the Empress… and well, I can’t be having any of that!