We all probably know someone who can only best be described as a proverbial bachelor or spinster old cat lady -- and usually for a very, very good reason or two. Things like social ineptitude, less than stellar looks, freakish tendencies, emotional retardation or just plain cluelessness about members of the opposite sex are often to blame.
Nowhere is it more abundantly clear that some people are destined to remain forever single than when visiting online dating sites. Case in point, check out this guy’s awesomely amazing dating video:
Holy crikey! While I was thrilled to know that I would probably score fairly high in the boobie department with this guy, the part about pea brains and milk cartons was, let’s just say, a bit off-putting and slightly depressing! Seriously, if my only option aside from spinsterhood is with creepy dudes like this, then things might be looking a tad bleak for the Empress… and well, I can’t be having any of that!
What a loser that guy is. Please tell us that video is a joke or I will have to go fling myself off a building or resign myself to being eaten by a pack of wild dogs Briget Jones style!
ReplyDelete@Anonymous: There, there Bridget! Hopefully the video is actually a joke. If not, then remember that in the end our girl did end up with a fairly decent bloke -- despite him having looked like an complete asshat in the reindeer holiday sweater. I'm certain there is still hope for you.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking as a dude, I'm always surprised by how well I can do with fairly attractive women, considering I'm not especially tall (5'9") or attractive myself (I'd give myself a 7).
ReplyDeleteThen I listen to other guys talk or watch dating shows. Ye gads, there are some poor lost souls out there. Sincerity and just listening goes a long, long way when it comes to dating.
@Steve: Thank you for speaking 'as a dude'. Despite you rating yourself as a seven, something tells me you do indeed know how to charm the ladies! ... I can tell you with absolute certainty that there are some incredibly lost guy souls out there. One day I shall dedicate a post to some of the ridiculous dating related things that guys have said... some of which still makes me shake my head...
ReplyDeleteYou are giving the guys a hard time lately. Is someone feeling bitter? haha!
ReplyDeleteI discovered your blog about 7 minutes ago and am already absolutely enthralled by it. I [love] what I've read so far and can't wait to read more of your snarky, oh-so-right posts.
ReplyDeleteAlso, that man seems so familiar...oh, right I know about 25 themed versions of him. (Hipster dumb ass, Jock dumb ass, Rocket Scientist dumb ass...you get the idea.
P.S. I'll take a quick minute to shamelessly self promote, please stop by http://brinkofdisaster-lauramc.blogspot.com/ and maybe even follow my self absorbed behind.
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ranter: tried to watch the video, but got an error message. will try again when I return. but, since I trust you, I will give you a courtesy laugh on this one: hahaha
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@Anonymous: Oh, don't you worry my friend. I'm cooking up something pertaining to crazy stuff chicks do : )
ReplyDelete@Lauramc: Thanks for the blog love! I get so excited to discover I have new followers. Will do re: checking out your blog too... It is a shame that there are so many variations of dumb asses isn't it?!
@Charles: Sorry Sir Charles and thank you ever so much for the courtesy laugh. I am extremely touched by your generosity...
So far this is the first report of a video error... effin technology... so definitely try back again. Mahalo!
I came back to say that my courtesy laugh wasn't misplaced, once YouTube got their shit together. How hard is it to keep a multi-million dollar video sharing service running these days? Damn!
ReplyDelete@Charles: Thanks, and I appreciate you stopping back by. I'm so pleased the youtube gods were able to accomodate you this go round.
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