Deux faux cantaloupes ala Kim K.

Say what you will about Kim Kardashian, her critically acclaimed reality show or her ‘I want to pose naked but don’t want to seem like I like it’ modeling gigs -- she is clearly here to stay my darlings. No mere 15-minutes of fame for the big bootyed one, girlfriend went and got a brand spanking new wax replica of herself at Madame Tussauds in New York City. Talk about landing the coveted celebrity holy grail, she is now forever immortalized in wax for the entire world to see! Miss Kim being bestowed with such an enviable honor can only mean one thing people -- she is officially a big time, fancy ‘A-list’ star … either that or the artists who craft those creepy wax creature clones thought it would be jolly good fun to make a mockery of her curvy assets. Case in point, check out this photo of Kim and her waxy twin at the official unveiling event:



Now is it just me or does Real Kim seem to be looking at Waxy Kim and wondering why her imitation rack looks like two cantaloupes coming out of her collar bones? With all of the shit that Real Kim is reported to get about alleged plastic surgery, was it really such a good idea for Waxy Kim to come out looking like the jacked up ‘before’ photo in an advertisement for correcting botched plastic surgery? … Aw, poor little Kimmy. It can’t feel very nice to find that one’s very own wax doppelganger is rocking some mighty unflattering boobage. I’m guessing that Mama K took one look at that anatomically incorrect mess that was supposed to represent her daughter and then went all dragon lady on the asses of those wax artists. No doubt there will be some highly touted E reality special documenting the whole riveting debacle… If only we the public are so lucky … Not!