Sunday, August 8, 2010

Focused on the male anatomy



It seems there is currently some kind of strange planetary alignment or otherwise bizarro cosmic anomaly going on in the universe -- one that is heavily skewed toward the male anatomy. From ocean predators with double ding-dongs (see the accompanying video in my post yesterday) to phallic fish sticks, it’s all becoming a bit much even for a pervy minded girl such as myself.

Then top it all off, I discovered a photo of a certain celebrity kitted out in his undies, one that appeared to be promoting his package as the star attraction far more so than the underwear that was allegedly being hawked. Case in point, check out this photo:


Which brings to mind just one question, is it real or highly engineered?


As for the phallic fish stick, somebody was definitely having fun at the ole fish stick factory when this one popped out on the production line:


(Credit to: Donda at http://dailylifewithbipolar.blogspot.com)


I have to run now. I’m suddenly craving fish sticks…

15 comments:

  1. That is my next door neighbor's fish dick...I want no part of it!! LOL I have been seeing all kinds of wenis today, you might be right about the cosmic whitchamicallit...if you haven't seen http://jsgotgame.blogspot.com/2010/08/sunday-slides-friday-faves-funnies.html you should. Warning: It's kinda Xrated.

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  2. @Donda: I'm cracking up as I reply to your comment. Glad we have it sorted that it wasn't actually 'your' fish dick! Even so, I love your blog so much that I was hoping to send some readers over your way. ... So, it isn't just me then who is being bombarded with weenie images everywhere I turn? ... I will definitely check out the blog you mentioned, being that I'm a pervy minded chick and all!

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  3. @Donda: OMG! I just checked out that blog. Seriously, that thing is beyond massive!... Frightening actually!

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  4. Who is the celebrity? He does have nice abs but I'm not sure if his junk is real. Maybe he is using one of those fishsticks!!

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  5. Ha Ha Ha, so funny!!! and i am exactly the same , in fact in my office its just a constant perv fest with us women lol.
    and donda i have also looked at that blog, geeeeezzzz that cannot be real surely!!
    lovin the all you can eat pants lmao!! ha ha

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  6. My captcha for this comment was "squesse." (Before I edited my post to say this) Ew.

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  7. I'm in an LGBT-friendly guild in World of Warcraft, so I see my fair share of phallic commentary. I've become desensitized to it, I think, or I was, until I saw Donda's link...



    @Donda: ... wow. That is not natural. I would run screaming if I encountered one that huge.

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  8. Gah! In light of the giant man-thing I forgot what it was I originally intended to say! That white linen-clad package up there reminded me of David Bowie's legendary package in the movie Labyrinth. Seriously, that thing should have been mentioned in the credits.

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  9. @Anonymous: Two points if you can guess who he is! His junk does kind of look real upon closer inspection...

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  10. @PrincessBeks: Thank goodness I'm not the only one! That THING WAS HUGE. Now I have a completely new reference point as to what gianormous really is! ...Thought those pants were funny too. Thanks to Donda for sharing : )
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    @Display Name: Thanks for chiming in. Ew it is!

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    @Erica: I was at a loss for words as well! Could you imagine what it would do for a guy's ego if his package was actually mentioned in credits? Talk about future 'pissing contests', yikes!

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  11. Hey! Where did you get that picture of me in my underwear?!?

    And did you eat that fishtick first? or have you preserved it in some kind of enamel coating and placed it in a trophy case? Frankly, either would be awesome.

    http://arealgoodblog.blogspot.com

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  12. @Charles: HA! Jera sent it to me! ...The fish stick was courtsey of Donda at 'My husband misunderstood when I told him I was bi' - apparently her neighbor was blessed with receiving said fish dick. Hopefully they embalmed it and placed it in a display case!

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  13. I'm liking the planetery alignment thats going on right now, whatever it is is all right by me! ESPECIALLY with that hunky guy in the photo. Is he David Beckham?

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  14. @Anonymous: Did you notice the shadow next to that piece of equipment? ... And no, he is not David Beckham. Any other guesses?

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    @Charles: Pleased to know you have been amused. My job for today is now complete!

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