Friday, April 15, 2011

Art is SO open to interpretation

I discovered this wee gem through a friend and thought it was too good not to share.

A rather embarrassed mother made the shocking discovery that her child had turned in the above drawing for a homework assignment. In response the mother felt it rather necessary to write the following letter to her child’s teacher:

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I would like to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her that we sold out of every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah’s picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to show me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

How. Mortifying. …but you pervs know that you saw a stripper pole in that drawing too!

Enjoy your weekend my lovelies!
xo The Empress


  1. I have seen that before and I crack up every time I see it.

  2. I've seen this one before but it bears repeating, to paraphrase the White Stripes.

  3. @Oilfield Trash: Glad you enjoyed the rerun. Loved your divorced barbie joke today!

    @Tony Van Helsing: Paraphrase away my friend : )

  4. LOL...

    i still see a stripper after i know what it is supposed to be...

    is there something wrong with being a stripper?

  5. This is why I LOVE kids! Lmao!

  6. Too funny. When I was a kid I wanted to be a cashier at Target because I thought you got to keep all the money in the register. It was a sad, sad day when my parents told me that is not how it worked. If only...

  7. @Bruce: Maybe that is due to the way the stick stripper is thrusting her booty out to the guys behind her. And no, if someone wants to be a stripper then who are we to judge?

    @D4: Glad you enjoyed the post!

    @Barsola: I liked your thinking there. What a great concept. If only...

  8. Well, of course we did:D After a closer look, that is a shovel and not a pole on a stage...

  9. I have seen this and it is a classic. Good to wake up to a smile :)

  10. Yay strippers!!! I mean....yay snowshovels?

  11. That's hilarious, but I can see how it can be a snow shovel. I thought she was pole dancing at first, too.

  12. Bwahahahaha! Excellent. Most excellent. Mortifying, but hilarious. And yes, I still see a stripper.

  13. That was so friggen' funny. Thanks for an early morning laugh with my coffee.

  14. lmfao that chick is lying for real! lmfao how come the "pole" isnt at an angle? And in the picture, she has the "stripper uniform"...That long ponytail....which might be a weave....I smell bullshit lmfao I blasted boogers laughing so hard reading this lol

  15. i admit i totally saw a stripper in that

  16. I almost don't believe this. It's so rich that it smells like a troll.

    Funny as fuck either way.


  17. Love that pic, and would love to have seen the look on the teachers face when first she saw it!!

  18. @bangyourhead: But of course.

    @Mynx: Glad you enjoyed this repeat.

    @Heather (aka Sugar Free): You can cheer for whatever you like my dear!

    @TheTsaritsa: The poor mom...

    @J.Day: Of course you do, after all, most of us around here a a bunch of pervs ; )

    @Bouncin' Barb: You are so welcome my friend.

    @Thundercat: Ha! I think this is the first time I inspired a booger blast!!

    @becca: That's ok. You are amongst other pervy friends : )

    @Charles: Funny is good!

    @DarrenK: Totally. To have been a fly on the wall at the moment would have been priceless!

  19. I bet Mommy had lots of offers of cash, considering she was nekkid! ;-)

  20. With boobs like that, I didn't think she was a stripper. =P

    Sorry. That was insensitive. But it still popped into my head. Maybe I need to clean out my filter, so things stop popping through like that?

  21. @On My Soapbox: For sure! No filter cleaning necessary. I'm thinking VinnyC should show the artist how to draw proper stick boobies ; )


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