Friday, April 15, 2011

Art is SO open to interpretation



I discovered this wee gem through a friend and thought it was too good not to share.

A rather embarrassed mother made the shocking discovery that her child had turned in the above drawing for a homework assignment. In response the mother felt it rather necessary to write the following letter to her child’s teacher:

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I would like to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her that we sold out of every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah’s picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to show me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.



How. Mortifying. …but you pervs know that you saw a stripper pole in that drawing too!

Enjoy your weekend my lovelies!
xo The Empress

21 comments:

  1. I have seen that before and I crack up every time I see it.

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  2. I've seen this one before but it bears repeating, to paraphrase the White Stripes.

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  3. @Oilfield Trash: Glad you enjoyed the rerun. Loved your divorced barbie joke today!

    @Tony Van Helsing: Paraphrase away my friend : )

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  4. LOL...

    i still see a stripper after i know what it is supposed to be...

    is there something wrong with being a stripper?

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  5. This is why I LOVE kids! Lmao!

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  6. Too funny. When I was a kid I wanted to be a cashier at Target because I thought you got to keep all the money in the register. It was a sad, sad day when my parents told me that is not how it worked. If only...

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  7. @Bruce: Maybe that is due to the way the stick stripper is thrusting her booty out to the guys behind her. And no, if someone wants to be a stripper then who are we to judge?

    @D4: Glad you enjoyed the post!

    @Barsola: I liked your thinking there. What a great concept. If only...

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  8. Well, of course we did:D After a closer look, that is a shovel and not a pole on a stage...

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  9. I have seen this and it is a classic. Good to wake up to a smile :)

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  10. Yay strippers!!! I mean....yay snowshovels?

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  11. That's hilarious, but I can see how it can be a snow shovel. I thought she was pole dancing at first, too.

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  12. Bwahahahaha! Excellent. Most excellent. Mortifying, but hilarious. And yes, I still see a stripper.

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  13. That was so friggen' funny. Thanks for an early morning laugh with my coffee.

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  14. lmfao that chick is lying for real! lmfao how come the "pole" isnt at an angle? And in the picture, she has the "stripper uniform"...That long ponytail....which might be a weave....I smell bullshit lmfao I blasted boogers laughing so hard reading this lol

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  15. i admit i totally saw a stripper in that picture..lol.

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  16. I almost don't believe this. It's so rich that it smells like a troll.

    Funny as fuck either way.

    Http://arealgoodblog.blogspot.com

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  17. Love that pic, and would love to have seen the look on the teachers face when first she saw it!!

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  18. @bangyourhead: But of course.

    @Mynx: Glad you enjoyed this repeat.

    @Heather (aka Sugar Free): You can cheer for whatever you like my dear!

    @TheTsaritsa: The poor mom...

    @J.Day: Of course you do, after all, most of us around here a a bunch of pervs ; )

    @Bouncin' Barb: You are so welcome my friend.

    @Thundercat: Ha! I think this is the first time I inspired a booger blast!!

    @becca: That's ok. You are amongst other pervy friends : )

    @Charles: Funny is good!

    @DarrenK: Totally. To have been a fly on the wall at the moment would have been priceless!

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  19. I bet Mommy had lots of offers of cash, considering she was nekkid! ;-)

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  20. With boobs like that, I didn't think she was a stripper. =P

    Sorry. That was insensitive. But it still popped into my head. Maybe I need to clean out my filter, so things stop popping through like that?

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  21. @On My Soapbox: For sure!

    @Lost.in.Idaho: No filter cleaning necessary. I'm thinking VinnyC should show the artist how to draw proper stick boobies ; )

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