Friday, April 15, 2011

Art is SO open to interpretation



I discovered this wee gem through a friend and thought it was too good not to share.

A rather embarrassed mother made the shocking discovery that her child had turned in the above drawing for a homework assignment. In response the mother felt it rather necessary to write the following letter to her child’s teacher:

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I would like to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her that we sold out of every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah’s picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to show me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.


How. Mortifying. …but you pervs know that you saw a stripper pole in that drawing too!

Enjoy your weekend my lovelies!
xo The Empress
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21 comments:

  1. Oilfield TrashApril 15, 2011 at 11:24 AM

    I have seen that before and I crack up every time I see it.

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  2. Tony Van HelsingApril 15, 2011 at 11:38 AM

    I've seen this one before but it bears repeating, to paraphrase the White Stripes.

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  3. The EmpressApril 15, 2011 at 11:57 AM

    @Oilfield Trash: Glad you enjoyed the rerun. Loved your divorced barbie joke today!

    @Tony Van Helsing: Paraphrase away my friend : )

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  4. that guyApril 15, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    LOL...

    i still see a stripper after i know what it is supposed to be...

    is there something wrong with being a stripper?

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  5. D4April 15, 2011 at 12:19 PM

    This is why I LOVE kids! Lmao!

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  6. AnonymousApril 15, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    Too funny. When I was a kid I wanted to be a cashier at Target because I thought you got to keep all the money in the register. It was a sad, sad day when my parents told me that is not how it worked. If only...

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  7. The EmpressApril 15, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    @Bruce: Maybe that is due to the way the stick stripper is thrusting her booty out to the guys behind her. And no, if someone wants to be a stripper then who are we to judge?

    @D4: Glad you enjoyed the post!

    @Barsola: I liked your thinking there. What a great concept. If only...

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  8. bangyourheadApril 15, 2011 at 1:50 PM

    Well, of course we did:D After a closer look, that is a shovel and not a pole on a stage...

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  9. not displayedApril 15, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    I have seen this and it is a classic. Good to wake up to a smile :)

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  10. Heather (aka Sugar Free)April 15, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    Yay strippers!!! I mean....yay snowshovels?

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  11. the TsaritsaApril 15, 2011 at 6:08 PM

    That's hilarious, but I can see how it can be a snow shovel. I thought she was pole dancing at first, too.

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  12. J.DayApril 15, 2011 at 9:11 PM

    Bwahahahaha! Excellent. Most excellent. Mortifying, but hilarious. And yes, I still see a stripper.

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  13. BBApril 16, 2011 at 6:10 AM

    That was so friggen' funny. Thanks for an early morning laugh with my coffee.

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  14. THUNDERCATApril 16, 2011 at 7:24 AM

    lmfao that chick is lying for real! lmfao how come the "pole" isnt at an angle? And in the picture, she has the "stripper uniform"...That long ponytail....which might be a weave....I smell bullshit lmfao I blasted boogers laughing so hard reading this lol

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  15. RebeccaApril 16, 2011 at 9:34 AM

    i admit i totally saw a stripper in that picture..lol.

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  16. CharlesApril 16, 2011 at 10:37 PM

    I almost don't believe this. It's so rich that it smells like a troll.

    Funny as fuck either way.

    Http://arealgoodblog.blogspot.com

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  17. DarrenKApril 17, 2011 at 6:54 AM

    Love that pic, and would love to have seen the look on the teachers face when first she saw it!!

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  18. The EmpressApril 17, 2011 at 12:10 PM

    @bangyourhead: But of course.

    @Mynx: Glad you enjoyed this repeat.

    @Heather (aka Sugar Free): You can cheer for whatever you like my dear!

    @TheTsaritsa: The poor mom...

    @J.Day: Of course you do, after all, most of us around here a a bunch of pervs ; )

    @Bouncin' Barb: You are so welcome my friend.

    @Thundercat: Ha! I think this is the first time I inspired a booger blast!!

    @becca: That's ok. You are amongst other pervy friends : )

    @Charles: Funny is good!

    @DarrenK: Totally. To have been a fly on the wall at the moment would have been priceless!

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  19. On My SoapboxApril 18, 2011 at 8:17 PM

    I bet Mommy had lots of offers of cash, considering she was nekkid! ;-)

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  20. UnknownApril 19, 2011 at 3:26 PM

    With boobs like that, I didn't think she was a stripper. =P

    Sorry. That was insensitive. But it still popped into my head. Maybe I need to clean out my filter, so things stop popping through like that?

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  21. The EmpressApril 19, 2011 at 3:32 PM

    @On My Soapbox: For sure!

    @Lost.in.Idaho: No filter cleaning necessary. I'm thinking VinnyC should show the artist how to draw proper stick boobies ; )

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