I discovered this wee gem through a friend and thought it was too good not to share.
A rather embarrassed mother made the shocking discovery that her child had turned in the above drawing for a homework assignment. In response the mother felt it rather necessary to write the following letter to her child’s teacher:
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I would like to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her that we sold out of every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah’s picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to show me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
How. Mortifying. …but you pervs know that you saw a stripper pole in that drawing too!
Enjoy your weekend my lovelies!
xo The Empress
