Saturday, January 1, 2011

Cheers to a Happy New Year!

Happy New Year my lovelies! May 2011 be filled with good health, happiness, joy, laughter, peace, prosperity and anything and everything your heart desires.

xo The Empress

PS: I’d love to know how you rang in the New Year. Please share all your wild, debaucherous or otherwise crazy stories in the comment section below.

PSS: And a big ginormous welcome to all the new readers that have joined our snarky little blog family. I feel honored. 2011 is definitely off to a fantabulous start!


  1. Happy New Years. If you want to know how my night was you can read my blog.

  2. Happy New Year Ranter, may 2011 bring you fame and fortune!

    I see you are raking in the followers, what's your secret if any, besides the great content?

  3. I spent my New Year lounging around on the computer doing blog like things and guest blogging stuff. Lemme know if you want me to do one for you! ;)

  4. @Oilfield Trash: Thanks, I'll definitely go check out your post. You are ALWAYS good for a laugh!

    @Mthoko: Thank you for the kind words. I'm blessed by having some wonderful bloggers who pimp my blog out on a regular basis.

    @The Adorkable Ditz: I appreciate the offer. I must get up to speed on the whole guest blogger thing. Could be fun : )

  5. Happy New Year :)

  6. I painted my face honolulu blue and dyed my fresh cut Mullet~doo, silver and then i robbed a couple banks, so i could go out and buy copious amounts of Crown Royal, cuz it is so expensive, i then drove up and down the main drag shouting out cuss words at the people bar hopping.

    i hadn't even started drinking yet cuz i don't drink and drive.

    i then went home and quaffed said copious amounts of CROWN and coke, wrote a blog or two to get a little ahead and posted the first blog of 2011 a little ahead of the actual time, but somewhere it WAS after midnight.

    i then sat quietly (except for loud cussing) and watched the WINGS on the Magic DVR lose in overtime and drank more. and after dick clark stumbled thru the ball drop i kissed my wife and stumbled up the stairs. to bed.

    you can believe what you want to believe...


    Happy New Year!
    bruce johnson jadip
    stupid stuff i see and hear
    Bruce’s guy book
    the guy book

  7. same to you hun happy new year

  8. @Hazel: Merci! Here's to a great 2011 :)

    @Bruce: Thank you for playing along and entertaining us all with your account of your new year's eve festivities. Glad you can have fun even before you start drinking. Cheers!

    @becca: Thanks chickadee. Hope 2011 is good to you.

  9. any time baby! its kinda like guest posting, without the pressure!


  10. I called in sick to work and went to a NYE party in the middle of nowhere and had a good time. Haven't had a good NYE ever. I drank something that smelled like Kool-Aide yet tasted a bit like NyQuil. Meesa thinks there was a weeeee bit of Vodka in that one. lol

  11. We pooped out. Went to bed to watch TV and both fell asleep in about 10 minutes. Woke up at 3:00 a.m. to come out to the living room to watch more movies. Fell back to sleep around 4:30 till about 9:00 a.m. All that sleep makes you tired!!! We are just getting old. I did have plans to dance on the table topless but my tired fat ass said uh uh! hehe. Happy 2011 to you and your family. Could always get better right? Hugs.

  12. It wasn't too wild but I got more than a tad squiffy dancing to "that twat Bieber" - except I don't know who he is, of course.

  13. Happy New Year my darling! :)

  14. Happy New Year Empress. A little mention for you on my latest post.
    NYE for me was fairly quiet, went out when I would rather be at home, made small talk with people I barely know and was nearly drowned when a grossly overweight man chose to join the girls in the spa.
    But overall the New year has started well.

  15. I don't remember'll have to ask my kids what happened.

    Happy New Year, Empress! May you get BON'd well and often in 2011!

  16. I went to a party and drank with a bunch of furries, many of whom decided to de-suit (and get nekkid) for a dip in the hot tub. I felt very...vanilla.

  17. Happy New Year to you, too! Here's a toast to another year of kick-ass posting!

  18. Yeah, I think I was with Bruce too.

    New years resolution number 1: Drink less alcohol.
    the rest are here:

    but I don't think I will get there with any of them - oh well, here comes 2012!

  19. Well, down here in OZ we were having a heatwave - but, champagne & seafood by the beach was a great antidote!!

    Happy 2011 travels!!

  20. @Chief aka Dad: Our Bruce knows how to have a good time doesn't he?

    @J.Day: Questionable booze, eh? Hopefully it still did the trick ;)

    @Bouncin' Barb: Thanks for the kind words. You could always commence with your topless table dancing this coming weekend ; )

    @David L. Macaulay: A tad squiffy you say? As long as you enjoyed the dancing!

    @Annah: Thank you chickadee!

    @Mynx: I have a feeling the new year has many wonderful things in store for you. And thank you kindly for the blog mention.

    @Mrs. Hyde: Merci x 10000! What a lovely wish. I love your thinking re: the BON'ing!

    @Bagel Fairy: Hopefully the nekkid hot-tubbers at least made for enjoyable scenery.

    @Jeff: Right back at you mate!

    @Sarah Watson: Bruce is building quite the crew isn't he? I'll head on over and check out your post.

    @Red Nomad OZ: The beach is always a great antidote for just about everything. Enjoy!

  21. @Sarah Walton: Oops! Sorry about the type-o on your name : )

  22. I'm always glad to do a little pimpin' for you. I think I BONing is in your future - I have a good feeling. In the meantime, hopefully you can benefit a little from mine!


  23. Happy New Year! I rang it in with Scotch, Scotch, tequila, lots of friends, the 13th annual Boxer Run (running around the outside of the house in our boxers at midnight), more Scotch, and a sneak off to celebrate privately with Wifefish.
    Suffice to say, 2011 looks good so far.

  24. @Simple Dude: You totally rock. The links you posted to my blog are driving major traffic over this way. Lots and lots of new readers and I'm guessing all thanks to you. Yay!

    @Danger Boy: Okay, you are giving Bruce a run for his money. Booze and boxer runs sounds like good fun well as that private little celebration you mentioned as well ; )

  25. Happy New Year. I am new to your blog but my New Eve was spent in hospital with my wee boy who'd had a prolonged seizure but I did manage to get home before midnight and take in the new year with my daughter. Hope yours was a good one :)

  26. @lyndylou: Thank you so much for stopping by and chiming in. Sorry to hear about your boy. Best wishes to you and your family for a wonderful new year!


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