Friday, January 28, 2011

Tell me what cha want, what you really really want



Being that one of my main missions in life is to help bring a ginormous smile and hopefully even some laughter to your day, I thought I would take a brief moment to check in with you my lovelies and find out which types of my snarky-ass posts that you most enjoy.

While my silly rants cover a wide spectrum of life experiences that we all can generally relate, there are actually some themes that are common here at The Ranter’s Box:

Famewhore Celebutard Updates

Handy Dandy Tips for Jackarses

Empress Complaint Letters

Madame Ranter’s Box Predictions

The Armchair Psychologist Examines Odd/Pervy Human Behavior

Sexy Talk with the Blogosphere’s Resident Sexologist (me)

Random Rants and Related Funny Videos

Empress Phraseology

Other (sometimes some of the shit that spews forth from my computer can’t actually be placed into any particular category but as long as you like it then I’m a happy camper)

If you would be so kind as to let me know in the comments section below what you enjoy reading OR would like for me to write about in future posts, then I would be forever grateful.

Thanks and Happy Weekend!
xo The Empress

24 comments:

  1. I love everything you spew forth... thanks for the great comments over at my blog.

    amberlashell.com

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  2. Hmmm... I like "other" because it's limitless.

    Though it is really funny when you make fun of moronic celebutards.

    Decisions, decisions.

    I say just go and buy some Nine West boots and think it over.

    Seriously?... Reeeally??... Seriously?

    Hee hee.

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  3. All of them are great. Love all of the topics. You amuse me with what ever you write.

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  4. @Amber LaShell: Thanks you and you are welcome my dear!

    @StephanieC: Yay, one vote for celebutard bashing and reporting on their famewhoring antics.

    @Oilfield Trash: Thaks you for your kind words. I do ask though because often I push the boundaries and occasionally lose readers. Plus I'm a blog whore and really want to get BON'ed.

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  5. I like the Celebutard bashing, and the predictions, the ovservations on odd/pervy behaviour, info for jackarses...

    To hell with it... I like it all!

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  6. Yeah ... kinda hard to narrow it down. The wide variety is appealing - if I pick one or two (and you actually follow my wishes and write more of those!!) that would disturb the equilibrium - and that delicious sense of anticipation!

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  7. I especially like "The Armchair Psychologist Examines Odd/Pervy Human Behavior" and "Sexy Talk". What can I say? I find those things especially interesting...

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  8. even though I love it all, I shall vote for #3 & #4.
    Oh and lots of lovely pervy words.

    Your reality tv shows are great too

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  9. It's all good so whatever you write I'll read it!! It's refreshing to see a post from you. Hugs dear lady.

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  10. I just started so I've loved everything you've written so far and really haven't developed a taste for what I like best.
    Butttt, if you could keep posting gratuitous pictures like the above with every post (even if they're about stamp collecting), that'd be cool.

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  11. @Lottie Spartacus: Now that's what I'm talking about!

    @Red Nomad Oz: Thanks for the confirmation that variety is indeed appealing.

    @Deidra: Yay, a girl after my own heart!

    @Mynx: Cool. One vote for complaint letters and one vote for silly psychic predictions PLUS lots of word pervery!

    @Bouncin' Barb: I am touched by your kind words.

    @Al Penwasser: Note to self, more sexy and gratuitious pictures for Al ; )

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  12. I'd vote for some predictions. Useful ones. Like what should I wear to work to not look like a middle aged frump with glasses.

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  13. My favorite is E) all the above.

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  14. I love it all! Just keep 'em coming! :o)

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  15. I'm in favor of other as well! lol

    blundersfrom6foot2.blogspot.com

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  16. I want to get Bon'd as well. Still waiting on it.

    I can remember when simpledude had around 150 followers and then he got Bon'd and now has close to 2000.

    Getting Bon'd pimps you out to the max.

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  17. I'm going to be greedy and pick the one that will help me most.

    The handy dandy tips for jackarses.

    I need some advice.

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  18. I want one of everything.

    I am partial to the complaint letters and any posts that you talk about sex. Mostly because your terms crack me up.

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  19. I enjoy all of the above but who wouldn't appreciate some sexy talk from The Empress? An idiot, that's who. Hee. Sexy talk.

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  20. If I must have a preference...it's Armchair Psychology and Sexy Talk :-)

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  21. @Madame DeFarge: My predictions thus far have been about celebutards however from time to time I am know to provide fashion do's and don'ts.

    @Danger Boy: I'm totally feeling the love, thanks!

    @J.Day: Thanks my dear!

    @Blunders from 6 foot 2: Check the archieve for the lady letting the dog hump her leg and then let me know if you still vote for 'other' ; )

    @Oilfield Trash: Maybe Simple Dude can put in a recommendation for us?

    @Not the Hero: My most recent handy tips have been about air travel and what moronic retail clerks should and shouldn't do. But if you would like advice about a particular subject please let me know : )

    @Jumble Mash: One vote for complaint letter and one vote for sex. Awesome!

    @The Vegetable Assassin: Sexy talk should be a part of a reguarly balanced diet for sure ; )

    @Chief aka Dad: Why am I not surprised that you cast a vote for sexy talk?

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  22. Oh, it's so difficult to choose. I love it all, but if you held a gun to my head, I'd have to say:

    Handy Dandy Tips for Jackarses
    Empress Complaint Letters
    The Armchair Psychologist Examines Odd/Pervy Human Behavior
    Sexy Talk with the Blogosphere’s Resident Sexologist
    Empress Phraseology


    a bitch called mom

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  23. @Mrs. Hyde: Thanks my friend. You are really helping me narrow things down. Hugs!

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  24. You're blog rocks! I literally keeps me from pulling out my fucking hair and strangling myself with it ;)

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