Wednesday, March 2, 2011

It’s time to bring some funny back

Hello my lovelies! In an effort to get back on track with my ultimate mission of bringing a smile to your day, here is something I dug up from the video vault that features a few funny little demon dogs wreaking havoc on the world and the people around them:

Now call me bad but is it wrong that I laughed when the doggie peed on the toddler’s face? And that I hit replay?

On a slightly more serious and far more important note I want to give a ginormous shout-out to my bloggy brother Bruce over at brucejohnson JADIP. Bruce in all his blog pimping glory kindly named me as his weekly sponsor. Which, being the blog whore that I am, I think is pretty effingtastic. If you haven’t checked out his blogs definitely go have a gander. You won’t be disappointed ‘cause Bruce rocks …and swears a lot, especially here.

Happy Hump Day!
xo The Empress


  1. hahaha. too funny. Loved it. The dogs reaction when that little girl probed his ass was great. Thanks for the giggles.

  2. Bruce is the bestest! I'm so proud he calls me his sis. Does that make us related too? Love that first picture of the demon dog. Too cute.

  3. I am scared to watch the video! I luv Bruce and Tucker, though. :-)

  4. thanks for the humpday giggler...and the dog peeing on the toddler was the best!

    thanks for the shout out!

    You are totally awesome so pimping you out is easy! you totally rock a lot of worlds!

    i hope i f*ing can live up to the hype!

  5. @Jewels: Glad you enjoyed the video : )

    @Bouncin' Barb: We are all one big, happy bloggy family and don't you forget it!

    @On My Soapbox: Never fear my dear. This is a totally G-rated video. Not a bit of pervery anywhere in sight. It's just for laughs.

    @Bruce: Whew. Now that you have concurred about the face pee thingy I only feel slightly evil.

    And don't you worry about living up to the hype. You are awesome and you are the only blogger I know that has actually been banned from an entire country!

  6. That was flipping hilarious. I loved it. And don't feel bad, I laughed as well.

  7. LMAO Loved the kid poking the dog in the ass. And the zero gravity dog. And the sky diving dog. But the ass-poke was good. Thanks for the laughs! :o)

  8. yay for you and yep Bruce rocks. i laughed so hard i about peed my pants thanks for the giggle

  9. @Oilfield Trash: Good. Then we are laughing together and laughing is good.

    @J.Day: You are so welcome!!

    @becca: Just doing my job one post at a time : )

  10. The bloke trying to kick the dog in the lake and winding up in it himself did it for me. Also the bewildered look on the skydiving Jackrussel.

  11. Why don't blind people sky dive??

    Because it scares the shit out of the seeing eye dogs.


    Loved the video. This is why dogs make better friends than most people.

    Seriously?... Reeeally??... Seriously?


  12. I thought it was some funny shit when the dude tried to kiss that pooch and it almost bit his lips off! Oh, I'm so gonna stalk your sponsor now!

  13. @Tony Van Helsing: If falling in the lake wasn't a great example of karma come to play then I don't know what is : )

    @Jumble Mash: It is good to feel the laughter up in here after a week of sadness.

    @StephanieC: And comedic stylings brought to you by Stephanie... ; )

    @Thundercat832: Definitely check him out, especially his "stupid stuff I see and hear" blog. It was banned in the UAE. How cool is that?

  14. Toddler inserting finger into dog's butt = hilarity. You definitely brought back the funny...and the sexy. rawr.

  15. Yes, the peeing on the toddler and the guy who tried to nudge his dog into the water and then fell in himself were brilliant.~ Thanks for the smile, girlfriend. :)

  16. It was funny as all get out. Everything everyone else said was funny. I got little extra laugh out wedgee giving dog. :-)

  17. More than one cracked me up: dog peeing on face, man falling in water, kid checking out butt...

    I laughed from start to finsh.

    As for Bruce, you're right - HE ROCKS!
    And you're always on a ROLL!

    Would it be safe to say you two are my ROCK AND ROLL team - you both make me laugh.


  18. @Mrs. Hyde: Yay, I will take that as a compliment coming from you. As far as the sexy part, umm were you referring to the finger in the bunghole? ; )

    @Katsidhe: Glad you enjoyed the video!

    @Runew: I love knowing I make you guys laugh : )

    @Pearson Report: Thanks for the kind words Jenny. Kind of makes me think that Bruce and I should team up for a crazy blog post.

  19. oh yeah! i am i am down with that! it would be the bee's knees!!!

    email me at so we can discuss it!


  20. Too funny. Thanks for sharing... You're forgiven,'cause I did the same.

  21. @Bruce: I'll get in touch with your over the weekend my friend.

    @SharleneT: Glad you enjoyed my foray back to funny. And I feel much better knowing that a lady such as yourself laughed at what I did!

  22. OMG I just learned of this from another blog and though immediately of your video.

    The last dog in the video need this ridiculousness:

  23. @Katsidhe: I'll have to check out that link!


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