Monday, March 7, 2011

Train to Humpy Town

We’ll keep this post short and sweet today my lovelies. If you enjoy watching hot celebrities do funny, naughty things with exercise balls then check out this video:

Who knew that exercising could be so fun and sexually gratifying?

Have a wonderful and humpy week my lovelies!
xo The Empress


  1. I wish I was on the train to hummpy town.

  2. Oh crap! I thought this sight would allow me to buy a ticket to Humpy Town. It's been a long time since I've been there.

  3. OMG that was hysterical. Now just because I am Bouncin' Barb, don't get any ideas in your head folks!!!

  4. I have been doing this exercise program for years....

    I learned it in my uncle's basement. Six years old. True story.

  5. @Oilfield Trash: I think there was an 800 number where you can buy tickets.

    @Middle Child: Jimmy's special exercise program will help you get ready for your future special moment ; )

    @Bouncin' Barb: I think Jimmy wants you to be in his follow up video. Should we tell him yes?

    @Charles: You have always been a trail blazer haven't you my friend?

  6. Oh what the heck! I always enjoy helping people out. Tell him sure! hahaha

  7. that was seriously to funny got to love JK

  8. Oh I love this! I wonder when the Humpy Train will come to my neck of the woods?

  9. Great. Talk about a 180 degree swing! I saw this right after I read Oilfield Trash's outstanding "boobs" blog. Jimmy Kimmels butt. Yegads!! A truckload of Viagra ain't gonna help me now.

  10. Exe-Cried, brilliant. I reckon about 30% of the weight lost on Biggest Loser is in tears.

  11. All this time I should have been making people pay for training sessions...or does that cross the line into prostitution? Hmmm...the line is so blurred here.

    I love Jimmy and hadn't seen this video...thank you so much! :)

  12. I love the new words they came up with. And the outfits. OMG That was hilarious!

  13. Hmmm, that reminds me, I need to get my partiovascular system pressure checked. It was just fine as recently as Saturday, so I think it's okay. For now.

  14. remember those big bouncy balls with the handle? i used to love those things.

  15. @becca: I so loved him in his super sexy zip up hoodie with the shorty shorts!

    @AbsolutelyPrimed: Whenever you want it to!

    @Al Penwasser: Darn! I was really hoping all those starlets vigorously humping those balls would be an inspiration.

    @Tony Van Helsing: I'll take brilliant any day of the week!

    @Bruce: I always love seeing your profile photo with the big thumbs up. It brings validation to my day : )

    @Mrs. Hyde: Are you suggesting that perhaps I have inspired you in some way? ; )

    @Copyboy: I kind of figured you lived there or at the very least were a frequent visitor. No?

    @Jewels: You are so welcome and yes, you should be charging them for special exercise sessions.

    @Jewels: Glad you enjoyed the video clip. I say JK gets the best dressed award for sure!

    @On My Soapbox: Partiovascular you say?

    @Jumble Mash: Yay! Hilarious is awesome!

    @Isis: Really? I think I saw a video in an office setting about a woman who loved those ; )

  16. This is hilarious! Laughed out loud when watching in on Kimmel. Love the blog, new follower here!


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