March Sex Survey Results and Best Comment Winners

Hello my lovelies. Last week we had a wonderful response to The Ranter’s Box Sex Survey. Thank you to all of you whom so bravely and candidly participated. The survey responses were incredibly amusing to say the least, so much so that I’ve gone ahead and done a recap of the results:

(***PLEASE NOTE: The following post is a fun and slightly pervy discussion about SEX. If you happen to find this particular topic offensive to your delicate sensibilities then perhaps you should stop back by tomorrow or go find yourself a sweet little blog on the joys of quilting in the 20th century.***)

On a scale of one to ten, when it comes to how high our brothers and sisters in the blogosphere fly their freak flags, most commenters tend to fly their flags at an 8 or 9. One participant proudly proclaimed their flag is at the top of the pole while another stated that their flag is so high they can’t see it. On the lower end of the scale, a couple participants fly their flags at a 5.

When it comes to what they consider to be their best bedroom skills, the majority of the men as well as the ladies said they are really great at going down south (giving head, beaver munching, etc.), with one woman stating that she “gives the best blow job known to man”. Other special bedroom skills included being on top and using one’s magic fingers.

As for whether or not woman REALLY enjoy giving blow jobs, most of the guy respondents felt like woman don’t actually enjoy knob slobbing and if they engage in doing so it is mainly to please their partner. By contrast several of the ladies responded that they love salami slurping, with one woman proclaiming that giving blow jobs gets her oven going. However, just as many female commenters said that giving head was something they do purely for the benefit of their man. …Sorry guys…

When it comes to the maximum number of partners a survey participant has had during one sex session, quite a few commenters stated they have had only one partner. However, one guy admitted that only having one partner wasn’t for lack of him trying to have more. On the more adventurous end of the scale, there was a three-way tie for having the most sexual partners at any one given time: FOUR (4)!

And finally, when it comes to fetishes, the responses by survey participants ranged across the board from slightly rough play to soft biting, light bondage, or filthy pillow talk. Some commenters admitted to liking feet, sex toys, leather clothing, handcuffs, anal, bondage, boobs, and big dicks. Others like being voyeuristic, doing things with baby oil, or engaging in group sex. One guy even likes drawing large stick boobs. Whereas one woman loves doing it doggy style while getting her hair pulled, her ass slapped and being talked to really dirty. …You go girl!..

As for the WINNERS OF THE MOST INTERESTING COMMENTS, the awards go to:

Tony Van Helsing over at Tony Van Helsing’s Mystery Theatre

AND

Deus Ex Machina over at Goddess in the Machine

Congratulations to them both! Please stop by their blogs and say hello. Alternatively you could also ask them to further clarify about elbow sex or things that the husband has a hard time complying with…

Happy Hump Day!
xo The Empress


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