Friday, March 4, 2011

When Bad is FUN

Not that I plan to start pimping Hollywood movies or anything like that, but when I discovered this video clip through a friend, I thought it would be fun to share with you. This humorous movie preview contains just the right amount of naughty dialogue and one-liners to appeal to a word perv like myself. Plus there is even some eye candy for you fellas:

(***WARNING: This video clip contains lots of amusing dirty dialogue. If you are easily offended then please come back tomorrow because today’s fun probably isn’t your cup of tea***)

Now f*ck my ass and hold my ball sack they said respectively…

Happy Weekend my lovelies!
xo The Empress


  1. Apparently there are many ladies out there who'd love to hear Jason Segel say "hold my ball sack" to them. More astounding is, many many more ladies would prefer to hear Justin Timberlake say it. I never quite got the whole Timberlake thing myself...

    I hope this has some funny in it and not just the bits in the trailer. I mean Cameron Diaz doesn't have a great track record really for me.

  2. hahaha. I'll have to check this out after the kids go to bed tonight since currently they are sitting around me playing-but man do they have ears for bad language! :-)

  3. I must admit that I've thought of Justin Timberlake as rather brilliant ever since his "Dick in a Box" skit on "SNL".~

  4. @The Vegetable Assassin: Exactly which I why I was pleasantly surprised by the preview. But even if the movie does end up sucking donkey balls at least we have the best bits now.

    @Jewels: You do that. I'm sure you might even pick up a few new pervy phrases : )

  5. Thank you for the giggle. :)

  6. Isn't a trailer supposed to be like a mini skirt? Only reveal just enough to titillate? With this one they seem to have gone like fuck that and taken a beaver cam up the scripts ass.. If the jokes are that bad, why bother working magic with the trailer? Throw every remotely funny, recycled, regurgitated line out there and hope some1s bored or stoned enough to bite.

    Why JT .. why? Anywho.. Razzi Razzi Razzi..! Bah.. who cares for this crap..

  7. @Mynx: You are welcome my dear. Hang in there. This too shall come to pass. I promise.

    @Hand of Zeus: Thanks for stopping by and chiming in. Sorry to have disappointed you with this 'razzi worthy crap'.

  8. ROTFLMAO I'm laughing so hard my eyes are tearing up. I think I may have to actually see that one. I mean, seriously, I can't stop laughing. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. This beats my cow shit morning. LOL

  9. As a teacher, can I just say; frigging hilarious!

  10. OH MY GOD! I just got the kids to sleep and watched that....and I fell in love. You have got to be kidding me! I am seeing that the second it comes out. Jason Segel is so more my speed that JT...something about a funny man...and I love him on How I Met Your Mother. As an ex-teacher...hilarious!! haha. THANK YOU!

  11. I SAW THIS TRAILER LAST NIGHT WHEN I SAW HALL PASS! I think I'm so gonna check this movie out!

  12. @J.Day: Whew! After the comment by Hand of Zeus I was worried my lovelies wouldn't like my foray back into the land of happy.

    @becca: You are welcome and even if the movie ends up sucking at least we all have this trailer.

    @LottieSpartacus: Yay! Dodged another bullet there. Thank goodness I pleased rather than offended any of you lovely teachers out there.

    @Donda: Welcome back my friend! Should I start charging the movie studio a fee for my pimping?

    @Jewels: Thanks for stopping back by so you could watch the video sans the kiddies. Interesting that you are down with Jason. Could it be that full frontal he rocked in the "Sarah Marshall" film? ; )

    @Thundercat832: That studio better be paying me fees for sure now cause I never intended to try and get my lovelies to go and watch the movie only to give you a few moments of happy in the here and now. How was Hall Pass by the way?

  13. i love cameron, and i must see this movie...

    i am still wiping tears from my eyes...

    she had a big heart....

    and then the carwas scene with the cop car...effing funny as hell!

    thanks empress!

    Bruce Johnson JADIP
    Evil Twin
    stupid stuff I see and hear
    The Dreamodeling Guy
    The Guy Book
    The Guy Book

  14. Hmm I might have to see this one.

  15. I've got so used to Cameron Diaz doing shitty rom-coms that when she said 'Fuck my ass' I sprayed a mouthful of tea all over my laptop.
    Actually, that sounds strangely disgusting.

  16. I don't know... I like Diaz, and the lady from the office, but I am distrustful of anything with Justin Timberlake in it....

  17. @Bruce: Glad you enjoyed the video. I wanted to make sure and give you guys a nice little treat!

    @Oilfield Trash: Yay! The studio now owes me even more money for referrals!! : )

    @Tony Van Helsing: Ah, tea spraying and effing up the arse... nice combo ; )

    @Chief aka Dad: I'm loving all the comments I'm getting from the guys on this post.

    @Leila: My thoughts exactly (just not with JT)!

    @Charles: It's all in good fun.

  18. Damn, that's one bad teacher. Haven't seen this movie but it looks funny. Hope our tax dollars don't fund teachers like this.


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