Here is yet another crazy and cockamamie product for the girl that has everything OR the woman who is seeking the ultimate in feminine protection any time of the month.
This particular device is oh-so-appropriately named The Pink Stinger in reference to the 50,000 volts of electrical discharge that will sear the ball hair right off of an assailant and disable him in a puddle of his own piss:
Now how’s that for a Weapon of Mass Absorption?
Happy Hump Day my lovelies!
xo The Empress
ROTFLMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteOH.MY.GOD. Love it.
OMG. I kind of love it? Like.. my birthday is next month and I want it. BADLY. I keep telling my hubs that I want to get a taser and try it out on him just to see what would happen. He would probably piss himself if I got this for my birthday!!
ReplyDeleteAnd really, no regular rapist is going to take you seriously weilding something that looks like a double wide vibrator. HA!
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oh my god! hahaha. thanks for the laugh. A woman with PMS needs a lot of things but a tazer is the least safe thing to hand her! Okay maybe not the LEAST safe-but definately not a good idea!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha...I want one of these! If for nothing else, to whip out in the bar! Wouldn't want to get it mixed up with a normal one tho!
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious. I guess you should send the link to guys over at Jackass so they can include it in their next movie.
ReplyDeleteMy first love used this product on me in bed a few times...
ReplyDeleteI told her I couldn't keep it up while I was crying. She said I wasn't a real man....
And that's the story of Charles' fourth grade romance.
the end.
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@J.Day: Then I shall take that as a sign that I have actually accomplished something today.
ReplyDelete@Smart Ass Sara: It would make an awesome b-day pressie and I totally agree with you that an attacker would probably be totally surprised by some chick whipping out a double headed tampon, but then again the suprise would be on him!
@Jewels: Well, they are good every day of the month but gawd help the attacker that pulls some funny business on a PMS woman weilding one of these things!!
@AbsolutelyPrimed: Thanks for stopping by and chiming in. I always love new blog love! ...Please take photos if you do get one and decide to whip it out at a bar ; )
@Oilfield Trash: That is a great idea but also kind of scary trying to imagine what exactly those jackasses would do with it!
@Charles: You are effing hilarious and brilliant all rolled into one special treat. Thanks for always making me laugh!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you described what it was. It looked like two vibrators welded together.
ReplyDelete"You're going down. Period" - Nice touch!
ReplyDeleteNow if I could seriously use this AGAINST my OWN uterus, maybe that bitch would shut the fuck up.
ReplyDeleteMaybe not.
Seriously?... Reeeally??... Seriously?
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Jesus, where have I been shopping to miss these puppies - me wants a set - just, you know, for the fuck of it! Attentions Balls, here comes Buster!
ReplyDeleteYou, Ms. Empress - crack me up!
Jenny
AHAHHAHHHAHHAHAH OMG HAHAHHHAHAHAH I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE!!! THAT VIDEO HAD ME SHAKING IN MY OWN FARTS! I'ma watching that shit again!!!
ReplyDeleteOkay, I WATCHED THAT SHIT TEN TIMES! I think I just like seeing Eric Estrada get zapped! lol
ReplyDeleteWow, now that could be used as the ultimate vibrator too! What an orgasm. haha.
ReplyDeleteDon't shoot me Empress!
ReplyDelete@On My Soapbox: Ha! ...but I think that would be literal overkill ; )
ReplyDelete@The Restaurant Manager: Glad you enjoyed it. There are a couple other videos out there on this particular 'weapon' but I went for short, sweet and straight to the point!
@StephanieC: I hear ya!!!!
@Pearson Report: Thanks Jenny and now I shall sleep soundly knowing that I have achieved my laugh objective for the day.
@Thundercat832: I'm laughing just picturing you rewinding the Eric Estrada part over and over!!
@Bouncin' Barb: And you just know that some jackass out there would try to do just that ; )
@elexerdelex: Welcome and thanks for stopping by! And no, I would never shoot one of my lovelies : )
LMAO that was pricless thank you for the giggle
ReplyDeleteoooh, see, i couldn't have this. because i would be fishing around in my bag for a pen and i would totally taze myself.
ReplyDeleteand no one would help me because my family is a bunch of a holes so they would just sit there and laugh at me electrocuting myself.
And I thought the day was going to be boring...I just discoverd what I must run out and purchase right now...
ReplyDeleteYou are a terrible (read: brilliant) influence, love. I've not gone to the food store, but haven't forgot about the vegetable promise.~
noice!
ReplyDeletei did not think the pink stinger was gonna be a zapper i really thought it would be a vibrator..
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That is impressive...a stun gun disguised as tampons. Wish I had thought of it first. BTW, I thought it was a vibrator, too.
ReplyDeleteThat is freakin awesome!
ReplyDelete@becca: Tee hee, you are so welcome!
ReplyDelete@jess: Well, as long as they videotaped it for youtube ; )
@Katsidhe: See, it does seem that every girl wants one of these! ...And yes, definitely let me know how the 'produce arranging' goes!
@Bruce: Ha! Not the kind that any woman would actually want to stick up her hoo-ha!! ; )
@Mrs. Hyde: I have no doubt that you will come up with an equally or far more impressive invention of your own. ...Somehow tampons and vibrator combined just don't make me want to get my sexy on ; )
@Jumble Mash: It is pretty cool isn't it?