Not to brag too much but Rabbit over at The Long Journey to the Middle just made my day by bestowing me with my choice of three positively hilarious blog awards. So as much as I have a wee thing for ginormous ding dongs, I think I will opt for this award:
because right now I am feeling pretty awesome, and well you guys probably already guessed that the “eff” word is my all-time favorite curse word. THANK YOU Rabbit!
And never fear my lovelies, I have some upcoming snarky and/or pervy posts in the works.
Thanks for your continued love, support and incredibly amusing comments.
xo The Empress
*SOB* No one loves my ten inch dick!!!!
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@Rabbit: Actually I do LOVE your ten inch schlong but occasionally I find that I have few rather conservative readers that might not appreciate ding dong's the same way as you and I do. Either way thank you so much for your clever artistry in designing those wonderful awards.
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Congrats you deserve it!
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@Canadianbloggergirl: Seriously, I have the absolute best readers in the blogsphere! Thanks!!
ReplyDeleteHehehe! Congrats :)
ReplyDeleteYeah... I kinda expected that, but I did it anyway knowing that y'all that were awarded would still appreciate it none the less. It's all gravy, baby!
ReplyDeleteyou once again have put a smile on my face and thanks to you i fould a new blog to read btw would have totally loved seeing the 10inch award on your blog. :)
ReplyDelete(Im)patiently waiting for those snarky/pervy blogs. lol
ReplyDeleteAnd congrats on the awards! Well deserved! :o)
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I'm in such good company! Congrats on your award! I was partial to the 10 inch baby maker, too, but the eff word suits me so well. Keep up the good work!
ReplyDeleteCongrats girl, you do deserve it. Oh and I wont complain if you show me rabbits award, I love seeing a "big award" :P
ReplyDeleteOn a scale of one to 10, exactly how much do you like Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
ReplyDeleteWow, Empress! Get some! Way to go .... Effing Awesome! Ok, let's just make that Fawesome!
ReplyDelete@Nat: Thanks!!!
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@Rabbit: Yes! What is not to appreciate about a 10 inch wong? ; )
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@Becca: It's great to hear you discovered a new blog to read. I'm good at pimping like that! As for the 10-inch award, perhaps I should find a way to incorporate it into an upcoming post. That should piss that asshat "Anonymous" off.
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@J.Day: They are coming I promise my dear!
@A Bitch Called Mom: I feel like I'm in great company as well, so thanks! Here's to effing 10-inch'ers!!
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@Steve G: Hmmm... being a vegetarian I'm not familiar with this "Meatwad". Please enlighten.
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@PM Taylor: Your "fawswome" word is well, effing awesome!
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That's effing great! Fucking congratulations! ;)
ReplyDelete@Danger Boy: Thanks for the props!
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