A few weeks back Charles over at In Review: Stuff and Things was discussing nana boobs, prostitution and the intelligence level of monkeys. Apparently not only can monkeys be taught the value of currency, they have also been observed exchanging said currency for sex.
Yes, you read that correctly. SEX. Our little monkey friends are incredibly smart little bastards. And some of them, like the chimp in the following video, are prone to getting up to some mighty freaky shit as well:
(WARNING: This video contains kinky monkey porn. If you find this particular subject matter offensive please do not click PLAY. And yes, I am talking to you “Anonymous”, so just go ahead and take your crusty old vadge or shriveled up little penis over to a blog that discusses the virtues of coupon-clipping or something as equally boring. This blog is for the cool kids!)
And to think I was once shocked to see a couple of lions doing the nasty a mere two feet away from a glass enclosure at the zoo. But after witnessing this chimpanzee sexual predator putting on a show for a group of school kids, I must admit I was rather bewildered. Although probably not as bewildered as the teacher who had to explain what the weird monkey was doing to that poor little froggy. …I’m just saying…
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Oh the temptation to click play is so great, but here at work it may not be the best of ideas... ahh, screw it.
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Resourceful little fucker. Literally.
ReplyDeleteI CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHA!! I'M CRYING OVER HERE!! HOLY SHIT! *screaming* lmfao he's face fuckiing that frog!!! lol that's rape!! lol
ReplyDeletewell, that is different, poor frog... I hope the frog didn't mind too much..
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@The Adorkable Ditz: Pretty freaky huh?
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@Simple Dude: And screw it he did! ; )
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@Rabbit: You said it girlfriend!
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@Falen: I'm so glad to know that I didn't offend your conservative sensibilities momma!
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@AmberLaShell: Rather twisted. I'm guessing froggy probably did mind. I'm reading your blog... NOW!
I have seen this before so I didn't click to watch again. I love the kids in the background saying that the monkey was "making friends" with the froggy. I mean that is one smart monkey...kinky and gross...but brilliant. I couldn't believe my eyes. It's so disturbing but you can't help but watch and crack the hell up!
ReplyDelete@Jewels: I know right? Wouldn't have ever believed this was possible if I hadn't seen it myself.
ReplyDeletethat was amusing and disturbing all at the same time!
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@Canadianbloggergirl: Wasn't it though? Thanks for the blog love!
ReplyDeletesaw it the other day and all i could think was "poor Kermit" Very funny in a weird and perverted way :)
ReplyDelete@Mynx: Perverted is good, no? ; )
ReplyDeleteI feel... weird.
ReplyDeleteLike somehow, some way, Curious George managed to make Kermit the Frog obtain and attend counselling sessions for the remainder of his froggy life.
I hope those kids don't "try this at home"....
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I wish/hope the frog a) had teeth, b) bit and c) lived to see therapy.
Aww, that frog was askin' for it.
ReplyDeleteYes, I am going to Hell for that joke. But hey, the rest of you will be there with me! :)
@StephanieC: Ha! Curious George and Kermit. Now I feel weird!
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@Danger Boy: I'm glad you enjoyed the video. This was the video I referenced on Charles prostitution post. ...And yes, I'll be there with you ; )
OMG!
ReplyDelete@SSW: Thanks for the blog love! It makes my day to discover new readers. I'm guessing this is OMG in a good way? ; )
ReplyDeleteoh my god. i cant stop fucking laughing
ReplyDelete@Paige: Twisted but funny. Glad you enjoyed it!
ReplyDeleteOMG I laughed so hard J had to come watch... too fucking funny. You don't see that everyday... and as disturbing as that video is ... the little kids in the background topped it off.
ReplyDeletehaha and by tomorrow that chimpy little fucker will get some genital worts... ew
ReplyDelete@The Chick in the Chair: I aim to please. Glad you enjoyed that wee adventure over to the crazy side. And yes, those kids definitely topped it all off.
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@Pragmatic Spector: That would totally serve that pervy chimp righ!