Ok people, I’m going to go there. By there I mean over to the demented pervy side of things. So just in case you happen to be one of those sensitive or easily offended types, please be forewarned that the following video contains what can only be described as funny doggy porn:
After seeing that spectacle I couldn’t help but wonder:
1. With no opposable thumbs, how the heck is that even possible?
2. Just who exactly is responsible for teaching him that trick?
3. Does he realize that his ‘sex face’ is completely and utterly scary?
4. How is it that something so obviously gross can also be so amusing?
Happy September ya’ll!
xo The Empress
X_X I think you just killed me...Um...I feel so awkward right now.
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@The Adorkable Ditz: Hopefully in a good, funny sort of way. And yes, I am slightly twisted...
ReplyDeletethat was quite possibly the grossest thing I have ever seen. And the fact that you would post it on your blog tells a lot about the kind of person you are.
ReplyDeleteOMG. You can sure brighten my day Empress. Surely that can get you BONed. hehehehehe
ReplyDelete@Anonymous: THANK YOU SO MUCH for stopping by and for your kind words ...Let me guess, you are the dickweed coward that leaves rude comments over at the Bitchy Waiter's blog as well?
ReplyDeleteTo each his own I suppose. But it is obvious that you didn't take the time to read my profile or you wouldn't be so quick to make judgments about others whom you know nothing about.
This blog is intended for readers who enjoy intelliegent snarky rants, funny banter, and humorous videos. If that doesn't describe your particular demographic then you can always click on the 'next blog' button.
Cheerio!
@Mynx: Thank you so much for the blog love and support. I do my best to try and brighten everyone's day. It feels good to know my efforts (even if somewhat demented at times) are appreciated. xo
ReplyDeletethat was grooooossss, Excuse me while I go bathe by laptop in hand sanitizer :)
ReplyDeletePS. No lie, as I was writing my comment my fucking cat puked on my new comforter. .. FML
~Pavla
www.thedramaticcomedyofmylife.blogspot.com
I think I'm blushing
ReplyDelete@Pavla: Sorry to have grossed you out and for your cat to have made it worse by barfing on your bed. Hopefully some part of you fond the dog doing his special trick amusing. Hugs!
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@Cinderita: Seriously. I was beyond shocked when I accidentally came across that video ...but at the same time I also couldn't help but laugh as well.
I feel really dirty after watching that. Really.
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Corianda
http://corianda-corianda.blogspot.com
@Corianda: He is a pervy dog now isn't he? ; )
ReplyDeleteI have seen way grosser stuff than that but I come from a rough neighborhood. Anonymous must be very fragile or very sheltered.
ReplyDeleteSeriously...if that's the "grossest" thing anonymous has seen, I fear for him/her.
ReplyDelete@Donda: Or clearly have absolutely NO sense of humor. And geesh, it's not like I post doggie porn every day on my blog!
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@Bagel Fairy: Thanks for stopping by and chiming in. Poor little sad, sheltered 'Anonymous'...
Hope you stop back by again for more snarky rants and funny videos!
Hey, the other dog wasn't giving it up. What's a pooch to do? I'm sure blue balls are painful for dogs, too. BTW he doesn't need opposable thumbs, just good old-fashioned friction. lol
ReplyDeleteEmpress, darling, what is your email? I have something to send you that I'm pretty sure you will love.
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email me so I can send it to you!
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Corianda
@Shawna: Yes, I think boy doggy #2 wasn't interested in batting for the other team. Which of course left boy doggy #1 to figure it out for himself... in which case he certainly made good use of friction!
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@Corianda: Oh, I love fun surprises! I'll get on to your request here soon. xo
that's so rough...
ReplyDeletewow.
i hope I can stop thinking about that.
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@Charles: Rough but apparently oh-so possible! That is one clever and industrious dog!
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