Sick and Twisted – Horn Dog Edition

Since it is my ultimate mission to bring a dollop of laughter and joy to your day, I did a wee troll around the video vault and found a little ‘somethin somethin’ that just may appease your pervy little sensibilities:




Now maybe it’s just me but that randy old dog seems incredibly well trained when it comes to getting nana to assume the position. I’m not quite sure who is enjoying themselves more but if anyone busts out a jar of peanut butter…

Happy Weekend my lovelies!
xo The Empress

Smile and say Big Boobies!

It’s Monday and it’s dreary outside so here is something to help get your week started on a perky note:



Have a great week my lovelies!
xo The Empress

If you think this is funny then check out his other trick…

Ok people, I’m going to go there. By there I mean over to the demented pervy side of things. So just in case you happen to be one of those sensitive or easily offended types, please be forewarned that the following video contains what can only be described as funny doggy porn:



After seeing that spectacle I couldn’t help but wonder:

1. With no opposable thumbs, how the heck is that even possible?

2. Just who exactly is responsible for teaching him that trick?

3. Does he realize that his ‘sex face’ is completely and utterly scary?

4. How is it that something so obviously gross can also be so amusing?


Happy September ya’ll!
xo The Empress

Happy Fathers Day!

Ah, what is a dad to do?...



Just my observation but doesn't this guy look like he is all too familiar with trying to sneak out of bed after getting what he wanted?!

Happy Fathers Day to all you dads out there!

Nip/Tuck - Couch Humping Scene HD

Classic Nip/Tuck - Newly hired doctor "trying out" his private office...



...Because you never really know what people get up to behind closed doors!