Well, I tried my very best to give poor little Lindsay Lohan the benefit of the doubt after her recent short stint in the pokey and disgustingly quick trip in and out of celebrity rehab. Both the media spin doctors and actual real life medical doctors did their best to imply that ole fire crotch didn’t really have an addiction problem but instead that she was misdiagnosed with ADD or some other sort of silly nonsense.
Yeah right. We are talking about the same girl that was charged twice with driving under the influence and in the second incident she was charged with cocaine possession. And let’s not forget that it was reported that Lindsay tried to run a woman down with a car and that she has been in and out of all sorts of scandalous trouble for several years now.
Then on Monday, hot off her appearance at the Video Music Awards and probably a crazy night of partying like it was 1999, Lindsay failed a mandatory drug test and had her probation revoked. Little Miss Train Wreck has been ordered to appear in court yet again so that a judge can determine whether to send her back to jail or into another spa treatment program…
And not to be outdone is the Princess of Fame Whoredom herself, Paris Hilton. This week P. Hilty copped a plea so that she could weasel her way out of a felony cocaine conviction that would have required her to spend one to four years in the big house. Paris fessed up to the judge that she did indeed have cocaine in her possession and that she had lied to a police officer when she said that the fancy Chanel purse she was carrying wasn’t hers.
In exchange for her plea Paris basically had her skanky socialite wrists slapped by the judge. She was sentenced to one year probation, 200 hours of community service and a US$2,000.00 fine. Oh, and she has to complete a drug abuse program.
Mind you, this is the same table dancing celebutard that has already served time in jail for drunk driving, been arrested for possessing drugs on two other occasions this summer alone, and was summarily kicked out of South Africa for liking weed a little too much.
And apparently the incredibly awesome country of Japan didn’t take P. Hilty’s love for drugs so lightly either. On Wednesday Japanese immigration officials detained Paris for six hours at the airport, forced her to stay overnight at a nearby budget hotel and then ultimately denied her entrance into their country due to her Las Vegas drug conviction earlier in the week. Go Japan!
But even if the tides do seem to be turning a bit in favor of us common folk, I’m still fairly fed up with repeatedly hearing about Paris and Lindsay’s ridiculous and troublesome escapades. And frankly I rather miffed that these two ass-hats keep getting coddled by the legal system, especially when anyone else would have received far more serious consequences for their actions. Surely there has to be some nasty Thai or Mexican prison that can be paid to take those d-bags out of the spotlight and off our streets once and for all. …I’m just saying…
Totally agree! These women need a lesson learned that will be more sever than the joke of a jail sentence and spa vacation drug rehab facilities. These girls need to to the streets and be forced to help clean up crack houses and see the filth and what drugs and alcohol can turn you into. Maybe take their money away from them for a year and let them see how their life would be different if they still turned to drugs and alcohol to have "fun".
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I'm with you on this....enough of these two biatches avoiding the law! Far too much media coverage on too many nobodies like these two...
ReplyDeleteSo sad when such young people just throw away their lives on crap. Famous for being famous drug addicts.
ReplyDeleteThese two mobile AIDS research facilities (MARF) can drop out of the news anytime. I'm tired of hearing about them. Jail would be a nice place for both, though perhaps an exile to someplace with no cameras would be better for all of us.
ReplyDeleteThat shit is so unfair! I wouldn't be able to get away with a quarter of the bull shit they pull! Why do they keep getting away with it? ...and what do I need to do so that I can get away with it to! lmfao Sad to say, but the both of them are on their way to the grave...
ReplyDeleteWaste. Of. Air. The both of them. Both should be locked up. For sheer stupidity. :o)
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"Boo you whore" (to Lindsey and Paris)
ReplyDeleteSeriously why do we give these pricks this much slack. If I did even a quarter of the shit they did I would be in prison for life!
http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/
@Canadianbloggergirl: Maybe that would finally shake them back into reality.
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@Nat: They do seem to be getting away with anything and everything they do. Far too much special treatment seems to be going on here.
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@Mynx: Well that pretty much sums up the whole situation in one sentence. ...Love your new profile photo by the way. xo
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@Danger Boy: Wow! I learned something new with your 'MARF' termonology. Perhaps jail in Antarctica for them?
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@Falen AKA Thunderkat: Very much a double standard going on with those two. I wonder how many people are in jail long-term for the same or lesser offenses than what those bitches have committed?
@J.Day: That would be classic if a judge would actually lock them both up based on stupidity alone!
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@The Adorkable Ditz: Apparently the general public is rather fed up with the special treatment they and other 'celebrities' receive. Enough is enough. Time for them to be sentenced to some meaningful punishment.
Hahaha, love this post! What's most infuriating is that rehab (if successfully completed) would do the both of them good. Well, if they weren't spoiled, stupid, "celebutards", as you say.
ReplyDeleteNow following! Thanks for the laugh! :)
I JUST blogged about this...and gave you credit for inspiring it with your last heidi montag boob flashing escapade. You can read it at:
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Enough is enough with celebrities getting off on serious charges, of mommy and daddy's money bailing you out, of "community service". Who the HELL are they serving? How can they possibly serve the community!? Mentor kids? Work soup kitchens? Go to school talking about their bad decisions? They make me ill!
@Bi: Thanks for the blog love! Glad you enjoyed the post and I appreciate you chiming in. It's high time somebody takes out the 'celebutard' trash!
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@Jewels: Paris, Lindsay and the rest of their kind add zero value to society. I think many of us are beyond fed up with them always getting off scott free just because they have the money and connections to buy their way out of anything. I'll definitely check out your post.
Ew!!! I can't stand those two sluts. Its so funny that Paris was kicked out of Japan. LOL!!!
ReplyDelete@Anonymous: I'm guessing you aren't a fan of either of those girls then? ...If only we could send them away like Japan!
ReplyDeleteJust hand me a gavel and a robe. I'll take care of 'em. LOL
ReplyDelete@J.Day: You go girl! Apparently the judge tossed Lindsay back in the pokey today. HA!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe after this many chances, she keeps screwing up. Sad, though.
ReplyDelete@Sadako: Sad indeed. Apparently her 'mother' was overheard saying that their team could get Lindsay out of whatever trouble she gets into. If that's not thinking one is above the law then I'm not really sure what is. Happy Weekend!
ReplyDeleteI found your blog today through Rabbit's. Thank god there are still some humorous non-mommy blogs around! I love your take on things and will be back.
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