The Ranter’s Box public service announcement of the week:
Verizon SUCKS BIG, SWEATY, SMELLY HAIRY DONKEY BALLS!
(Special Note: Apparently Verizon thinks that a paying customer’s ability to receive incoming phone calls is an optional service feature rather than the norm. And taking the time to properly investigate and resolve long-standing technical issues is just too fricking hard for them to be bothered. Buyer beware and steer clear of these money grubbing technotards!)
Verizon is the only one I haven't had personal dealings with - but have friends who would agree with your donkey-ball assessment.
ReplyDeleteI had good success with T-Mobile for about 4 years and now with Sprint for the last 6 months. But my donkey ball sucking company is AT&T. They used to piss me off to no end.
SD
simpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com
LOL...don't hold back, tell us how ya really feel about Verizon :-)
ReplyDeleteI think this is a nationwide issue! We have been dropping calls left and right for the past 2 or 3 weeks.
ReplyDeleteThe only I have verizon is that my work payed for cell phone is from them. I have never paid a single cell phone bill in 8 years.
ReplyDeleteYay for not having Verizon!
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@Simple Dude: T-Mobile once told my sister that they didn't have any more phone numbers. After that I definitely decided to steer clear of them. As far as AT&T,their customer service department is piss-off inducing for sure!
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@Dad: Was I perhaps a wee bit too subtle? ...I think they should use my donkey in their next ad campaign. No? ; )
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@Donda: I'm with you, dropped calls suck for sure! ...This particular case involves receiving NO incoming calls. Plus those same calls don't show up on the missed call list and may or may not go to voice mail. Major nightmare that those f*ckwits can't seem to manage to resolve. Arrrgh!!
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@Oilfield Trash: How fortunate not to have to pay out the ass for cellphone service. Verizon charges outlandish fees every single month whether I get the service I am paying for or not. Bunch of jackarses!! : )
oh my lord...it's actually licked donkey balls. Oh...I will never get that image out of my mind. haha
ReplyDelete@Jewels: Ha! Verizon is so well versed when it comes to sucking ...it all starts out with a lick and then next thing you know, a mouth full of donkey balls! ; )
ReplyDeleteHi...I moved from Charleston SC to Myrtle Beach. I live in a huge mobile home on a big piece of land off the beaten path. My cell phone does not work inside. Period. Verizon told me I needed a mini tower inside for $200. Needing a phone I did that. Within 5 minutes it was clear it wouldn't work. I've been with V for 10 years without problems. We had to get a landline so now I have 2 phone bills. Sucks bigtime.
ReplyDeleteI agree I hate Verizon but no one else has service in these mountains! :(
ReplyDelete@Bouncin' Barb: Two phone bills would definitely suck. And Verzion always insists that you call them from another phone when you have service issues. It is almost like you need to have a dedicated landline just do deal with trouble-shooting problems with their crappy network. ...Who says technology makes life easier? : )
ReplyDeleteand they suck them f*cking hard and sloppy...
ReplyDeletethey all suck...but Ass~twits&Tits is the fu#ktarded worst...
jus' sayin'
bruce
bruce johnson jadip
stupid stuff i see and hear
@Bruce: Too right my man! Love your new name for those jackwads at AT&T!
ReplyDeletetanks...tee hee tee hee!!
ReplyDeleteyou and i rule the cyberwebber with newwordisms!!
bruce
Making me rather glad I live Downunder and only have to deal awful Telstra
ReplyDelete@SSW: Which makes it even more criminal when service providers suck!
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@Bruce: I hope you are submitting some of your creative word 'gems' over at Urban Dictionary. It always makes my day when they publish one of my newwordisms.
can you hear me now?
ReplyDeleteDon't know where you're located but I use Sprint and it worked great in the mtns, but my daughter's and husband's AT&T wouldn't work, at all...
ReplyDeleteThey all suck to some degree, but Verizon is and equal opportunity sucker. I just posted a mini-rant about Verizon Tech Support. Fucking hate'em!
ReplyDelete@Mynx: Maybe Telestra is the name for Verizon down under. The whole lot of them are tossers!
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@becca: No, but I can see you ; )
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SharleneT: Crazy isn't it? It's almost like we are forced to go with the one network that has the most 'likely' chance of causing the 'least' number of problems ...and then cross our fingers.
@Mrs. Hyde: I'm in the midst of dealing with those mofo's myself. Tech "support" my ass!!
ReplyDeleteEmpress, that is one fantastic piece of blog multimedia you've got there.
ReplyDeleteI kind of want to make it my Facebook Profile photo.
A picture says a thousand words... and
@Becca - no, they can't hear him, because he sounds like "claaayn leeeeeeew thaair mai nuallw" with donkey balls in his mouth... HAHAHA!
@Stephanie C: I try my best. And considering that I have wasted about 20 hours of my life this week alone (including taking away precious blogging time) because of those Verizon f*ckwits, they fully deserve my donkey ball sucking recognition!
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