Wow! I am beyond amazed at all of participation in my pervy little sex survey. Things are going so well that we have even had a couple of readers that have reposted the survey over at their blogs. Thanks Sara and Shirley!
Because the comments section on the original post is growing at an astounding rate, I thought I would repost the survey questions for those of you that still want to participate. This is all meant in good fun so I hope you will play along, even if you do so anonymously.
The Ranter’s Box Sex Survey
1. Of the five primary sexual activities that include vadge sex, oral sex, rubbing one out solo, partnered masturbation and anal sex, which do you rate as your favorite sexual activity?
2. When it comes to giving AND receiving, what do you really think/feel about oral sex?
3. What is one sexual fantasy that you have yet to enact?
4. Thumbs up or Thumbs Down regarding anal sex?
5. What is your favorite sex position?
6. Yay or Nay when it comes to sex toys? If so, what kind?
7. Where is your favorite place to have sex?
8. Yes or No when it comes to condoms?
9. If you had to choose between kissing, oral sex and intercourse AND could only pick two, which two would you opt for?
10. Which famous person would you most like to have sex with?
Thanks for playing!
xo The Empress
PS: If you enjoyed this naughty but fun survey, please let me know and perhaps we can do another one in the future.
Been here, done that. but I couldnt resist commenting lol. Oh and if you have any respondents who cant think of a fantasy, just direct them to my blog. Sure to have something they might enjoy.
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(ok shameless plug, but you dont get if you dont ask :P)
Yay! This should become a regular thing. Stuff like this doesn't phase me at all. :)
ReplyDeleteOff topic, Empress, but I gave you a well-deserved shout out in today's blog post ... Keep up the good work (no pun intended)
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http://thisthattheotherone.blogpsot.com
oh darn, i was excited to see more answers!!
ReplyDelete(I really hope my family hasn't started reading your blog because of what will be said below...)
ReplyDelete1. Vadge sex - it used to be masturbation, but my current b/f has allowed me to learn how great the former really is.
2. I love both. Does that make me a slut?
3. Two dudes at the same time.
4. Down. I tried, I really did. (Sorry, boys.)
5. I love to hop on top!
6. I have one, but the last thing it was used for was for my boyfriend to beat up his guy friend. I'm just not that into them.
7. I'm boring - I like to have sex in the bed.
8. Condoms are a yes right now b/c of lack of birth control pills.
9. Kissing and intercourse. Really, I could not live without kissing - sometimes it's way better than sex.
10. Henry Cavill...mmm...
@Mynx: There's no such thing as a shameless plug over at this site. Pimp away! And readers, definitely check out the spicy side of Mynx over at her blog!
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@Smart Ass Sara: I knew I liked you! More pervy to follow, guaranteed! ; )
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@PM Taylor: Thanks so much for the shout-out. I feel honored.
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@Cinderita: Sorry for the delay in moderating the comments section. Hopefully there will continue to be additional inspiring reader responses for our pervy reading pleasure!
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@Bagel Fairy: Thanks for playing along! With regard to question #3, you go girl! Ha! Should I even ask about question #6?
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Cinderita - I was just plain excited.
ReplyDeleteI almost did #3 but chickened out, and as for #6...let's say the Krystal Wabbit I bought at a Slumber Party will never be the same.
ReplyDelete(If anyone in my family has read the above please call me so I can go die. Thanks.)
Totally game for this one!!! 1) Oral or P in V.
ReplyDelete2) Yes and yes. They gotta know how to do it right or there is a training program to get them up to speed. 3)An orgry would be cool to try. 4)Up. Start slow and work your way up to bigger objects. 5)From behind. Wheel barrow. 6)Toys, props, devices are all good. 7) Back of the truck, outside, up against the wall.
8)Bare back is the best but ya gotta rap that shit up. 9)oral and intercourse. 10)It changes daily.
1. Vaginal and oral tops it out in my book.
ReplyDelete2. Whichever makes the woman happy but I like getting as well as giving.
3. The woman to take total control.
4. I’m not a back door man, but if that is what she wants I have to have a condom.
5. Her on top doing her thing.
6. I’m not into sex toys.
7. a. Bed, b. car, c. floor in front of a fire place
8. Me I don’t like them. Then it’s not up to me.
9. Not a fair question so 1. kissing and intercourse.2. kissing and oral 3. Oral and intercourse.
10. As a down to earth kind of guy I know all the bull shit it would take to get to some famous lady and have sex with her would not be worth the trip. There are some girls back in high school that if they were willing now I’d be in hog heaven.
@Drake Sigar: Excited is good!
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@Bagel Fairy: My, that was some kind of slumber party. Talk about party favors! ...Poor wabbit though...
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@Anonymous: A training program, really?
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@Desk 49: Thanks for stopping by and playing along. ...In front of a fire place, nice choice!
1. Of the five primary sexual activities that include vadge sex, oral sex, rubbing one out solo, partnered masturbation and anal sex, which do you rate as your favorite sexual activity?
ReplyDeletevadge and oral!
2. When it comes to giving AND receiving, what do you really think/feel about oral sex?
I love giving.. more than I think I should. Receiving is a plus too
3. What is one sexual fantasy that you have yet to enact?
Bondage. I wanna be in Leather and spank my fiance.
4. Thumbs up or Thumbs Down regarding anal sex?
THUMBS UP! Double please!
5. What is your favorite sex position?
Him on top with his finger in the booty
6. Yay or Nay when it comes to sex toys? If so, what kind?
YAY! Dildos, and vibrating butterflys. I wanna try butt plugs but idk yet.
7. Where is your favorite place to have sex?
the car
8. Yes or No when it comes to condoms?
no, but birth control rocks!
9. If you had to choose between kissing, oral sex and intercourse AND could only pick two, which two would you opt for?
oral and sex!
10. Which famous person would you most like to have sex with?
Barak Obama and Will Smith
Anyway. Thanks for stopping by! I hope you continue to read. But I think you forgot to follow! I'm following you too! and I love this exercise!
TOAR
#1 - vag. #2 - receiving. #3 - to be dominated. #4 - thumbs down. #5 -doggy style. #6 - yay. #7 -staddling facing each other. #8 - necessary evil. #9 - all of the above. #10 - gerard butler. he seems like he would be a wild one.
ReplyDelete1. Of the five primary sexual activities that include vadge sex, oral sex, rubbing one out solo, partnered masturbation and anal sex, which do you rate as your favorite sexual activity?
ReplyDelete***I love a good kitty clobbering!***
2. When it comes to giving AND receiving, what do you really think/feel about oral sex?
***not gonna lie...I love slobbing on some knob *like corn on the cob* I'd rather give and I'm not shy about it either ;)***
3. What is one sexual fantasy that you have yet to enact?
***I wanna have sex in a hot tub filled with jelly beans...don't ask***
4. Thumbs up or Thumbs Down regarding anal sex?
***anal ONLY while drunk as hell!***
5. What is your favorite sex position?
***THE WALL! I'm pretty flexible, so I bend over holding my ankles with my head between my legs while up against a wall. I can watch myself get hammered and play with his balls at the same time ;)***
6. Yay or Nay when it comes to sex toys? If so, what kind?
***love toys,...but I have too many to play favorites!***
7. Where is your favorite place to have sex?
***anywhere as long as I don't get a ticket for public indecency lol...again! ***
8. Yes or No when it comes to condoms?
***If I have to use them... FIRE AND ICE OR MAGNUMS! But I'd rather get tested with my partner and be on the pill *and pray he's not a cheating disease spreading crusty douche tip!***
9. If you had to choose between kissing, oral sex and intercourse AND could only pick two, which two would you opt for?
***kissing and humping...can't live without it!***
10. Which famous person would you most like to have sex with?
***Shemar Moore (black guy from criminal minds) I would bust a cap in Obama's ass hole just to lick his face!***
@Thoughts of a Randomista: Thanks for the blog love! Glad you enjoyed the survey. Will Smith and Barak? Awesome! Maybe a tag team thing? ; )
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@Anonymous: Straddling is good! Gerard Butler seems to get around so either he is really skilled in the bedroom department or can't please someone long-term. He is kind of sexy though!
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@Falen AKA Thundercat 832: Yay! I'm so glad you played along! I knew it was going to be juicy and you did not disappoint! ...Hot tub with jelly beans sounds strangely appealing ; )
I always wondered about Fire and Ice, will definitely give them a go. ...Shemar is effing hot. I'd go for a ride on his joy stick that's for sure!! xo
Hey,better late than never . . .here goes . . .
ReplyDelete1.Oral- it's the best- no hands!
2.Love to receive but can't help but to return the favor or even just initiate it for sh!ts and giggles.
3.Sexy cheerleader riding me in a private club section of any NFL game. (i like football)
4.Sideways thumb . . . depends on the girl and how much tequila is involved.
5.Her on top . . . with her "back" to me.
6. Sure, why not . . . any kind that work for her . . . work for me!
7. The floor or anywhere that won't give me azz rashes or doesn't involve insects (i don't like bugs).
8. Again this depends on the amount of tequila involved . . . or what she says.
9. Oral (of course-it's like kissing) and intercourse.
10. Are porn stars considered famous people? Oh well, if she can make it stand up all night and work it while I rest . . . she's famous in my book!!!
This was too much fun to pass up!
ReplyDelete1. I love them all, but if I have to pick one for het sex, it's vadge; there's just nothing like it.
2. I love oral, giving and receiving, with perhaps a slight edge to giving (which is my primary sexual approach anyway, and I am told I am quite the mouth acrobat / athlete).
3. Um... I've been pretty creatively active, so this took a while to answer :) I'd have to say... nope, done that. Er... oh yeah! Getting f$cked with a strap on. Not sure why that hasn't happened yet :)
4. I'm good with anal, giving or receiving! Just... be gentle with me; it's been a while.
5. I love to have a lovely lady ride me.
6. YAY to sex toys of nearly any kind! Vibes, dildos, whips, cuffs, collars, knives, feathers, blindfolds, spreader bars, slings, straps... bring it on!
7. I'm pretty open about location, but I must say I appreciate the comfort of the good ol' bed. Plus, it's where most of my toys are!
8. Condoms are a must when playing at parties or "meeting up" with new friends. Being fluid bonded is a long and careful discussion; until then, the rascal is always wrapped.
9. Kissing and intercourse. As much as I love oral, I love the sweet, slick feel of vadge even more, and I could kiss for hours.
10. Ooh, the list is so long! My mind goes today to Morena Baccarin and Nathan Fillion, as I love Firefly and they're both so damn hot!
Thanks for the survey. Hope you've enjoyed the results!
Light and laughter,
SongCoyote
@2andababy: Ha! I'm noticing a tequila theme here. Woo hoo!
ReplyDelete@SongCoyote: Thanks for participating! Sounds like you are quite the adventurer. Love your phrase "mouth acrobat". Here is to your strap-on fantasy coming true in the new year ; )