More WTF fashion disasters

The other day when I was over at that crazy website Chuntaritos doing research on those awesomely hideous curly-toed boots I discovered a brand new treasure trove of outlandish fashion disasters. And because you all seem to enjoy taking the piss at stupidity as much as I do, I thought I would share a few of my shocking discoveries:

Nothing quite like taking a rat-tailed hairdo a little too literally!

Skinny jeans, cowboy boots, zebra print scarves and bizarre headwear DO NOT make for a sexy cowboy!

Despite our model's obviously jolly demeanor, DO NOT EVER attempt this look in public guys or the fashion police will revoke your manly bits once and for all!

Now go get yourselves a nice cup of brain bleach and enjoy the rest of your week my lovelies. Oh, and if you have any fashion no-no's you want to add to the list, feel free to leave your recommendations in the comment section below.

xo The Empress

WTF – Shoe Edition

Sometime ago I did what turned out to be a rather popular post on 'Fashion Don’ts for Dudes'. While I thought my list covered ALL of the major clothing sins a guy should refrain from committing, I've recently discovered through a friend a particular shoe item that most definitely needs to be included on the all-time list of atrocious things that guys should never, ever wear.

Case in point, check out these freaky curly-toed boots from south of the border:

While this silly footwear is probably a podiatrist’s dream come true, I’m guessing that even magical elves and leprechauns would be too embarrassed to wear these things!

xo The Empress

Hey cock sucker chew on this

So says the poor unfortunate creature that looks like this:



Lest you thinking I’m getting all fancy with the Photoshop, that really is a member of the creepy animal kingdom. It is called a Naked Mole Rat. These freaks of nature live in underground colonies and have one queen mother that is responsible for reproducing more of these penis-like animals with scary fangs.

But if that gross wee cock-headed mole weren't enough, I actually have more in store for you boys and girls. Because I am an incredibly thoughtful and dedicated researcher, I’ve rounded up some additional ugly animals for your viewing displeasure:




Blobfish
This member of the underwater world could basically be mistaken for a giant slimy loogie. What more can I say?




Baby Aardvark
These hairless ant-snorting critters resemble a house elf with a bad hangover. They are native to Africa and generally don’t look much better even after all of their hair grows in.




Philippine Tarsier
This bat/rat/alien mini-monster with long fingers, bulging eyes and vampire teeth can jump an astonishing 10 feet. I’m guessing it’s NOT a good idea to piss them off.




Aye-Aye
These extremely unattractive natives of Madagascar are nearly extinct. Locals believe they are an evil omen and therefore have no qualms about killing them upon sight. I’m not sure whether to be scared or feel sorry.


Anyhoo, that about rounds up our rather disgusting tour of weird animal wonders of the world. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go find myself a giant bottle of brain bleach to erase what we just looked at…