Thursday, June 9, 2011

More WTF fashion disasters


The other day when I was over at that crazy website Chuntaritos doing research on those awesomely hideous curly-toed boots I discovered a brand new treasure trove of outlandish fashion disasters. And because you all seem to enjoy taking the piss at stupidity as much as I do, I thought I would share a few of my shocking discoveries:


Nothing quite like taking a rat-tailed hairdo a little too literally!

Skinny jeans, cowboy boots, zebra print scarves and bizarre headwear DO NOT make for a sexy cowboy!

Despite our model's obviously jolly demeanor, DO NOT EVER attempt this look in public guys or the fashion police will revoke your manly bits once and for all!

Now go get yourselves a nice cup of brain bleach and enjoy the rest of your week my lovelies. Oh, and if you have any fashion no-no's you want to add to the list, feel free to leave your recommendations in the comment section below.

xo The Empress
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26 comments:

  1. MeganJune 9, 2011 at 4:44 PM

    oh dear baby jesus. I can't decide if the bikini or the rat tail is worse.

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  2. the TsaritsaJune 9, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    haha, I've seen that rat tail photo before, but the other two have caused me to do some eyeball scraping :) Thanks for that!

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  3. The EmpressJune 9, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    @Megan: It could only be worse if bikini boy turned around and was sporting the rat tail!

    @theTsaritsa: My sincerest apologies. It was rather frightening veiwing wasn't it?

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  4. BBJune 9, 2011 at 6:18 PM

    I left you a comment on Twitter. I don't which picture is worse than the other. OMG...

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  5. AnonymousJune 9, 2011 at 6:33 PM

    why why why isn't there a delete brain for your visual memory bank!? Ugh! *Goes to scrub eyes with ajax*

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  6. D4June 9, 2011 at 6:52 PM

    Oh the rats tail! I wanna do it! My hair is curly though, maybe mine will be a stray puppy or something. For like halloween or something. I wouldn't sport something that ridiculous on a regular basis... I'd rather go bald.

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  7. Oilfield TrashJune 9, 2011 at 7:26 PM

    The sad thing is that some where out there, there is a woman who thinks that those guys are hot.

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  8. Talk2QJune 9, 2011 at 7:58 PM

    Empress, the first photo almost made me pass out. I had to show The Mrs. and we both sat here and laughed. Why would someone literally want a rat tail? The second photo didn't make things any better either. LOL!

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  9. middle childJune 9, 2011 at 8:53 PM

    The rat thing made the hair on the back of my neck stand up. The other two pics,....let's just say, a little bit of my pizza just came back up in my throat for a minute.

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  10. The EmpressJune 9, 2011 at 9:01 PM

    @Bouncin' Barb: They kind of give your inappropriately attired beach people a run for their money don't they?

    @Jewels: OK, next time I post something like this I will put an 'eye Ajax' warning on it!

    @D4: Awesome! Please take photos and share with us : )

    @Oilfield Trash: Gawd I should hope not, but then upon reflection you are probably right.

    @kmcaffee: Please don't mention that idea around the 2nd guy. Something tells me he would be rather keen on that sort of ensemble.

    @Thank Q: The dude is a complete jackwagon. That is the only explanation. Surely you can't be giving your seal of approval on the 3rd guy ; )

    @middle child: I hear ya! Cringe worthy indeed.

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  11. AnonymousJune 9, 2011 at 9:37 PM

    Who lets these people out of the house? This is just awful to look at. Really incredibly awful.

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  12. Talk2QJune 9, 2011 at 9:52 PM

    I'm definitely not approving #3 either! He looks like he's smuggling M&M's.

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  13. not displayedJune 10, 2011 at 5:10 AM

    didnt really mind the rat's tail but the bikini is just WRONG. Bleh

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  14. Danger BoyJune 10, 2011 at 7:41 AM

    Why...why would you do this to us? I thought you liked us! I have to stab out my mental retinas with a soldering iron now!

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  15. RebeccaJune 10, 2011 at 12:06 PM

    i hope you are going to pay for the therapy i'm going to need after seeing this..lol

    Everyday Life

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  16. The EmpressJune 10, 2011 at 1:43 PM

    @Anonymous: Clearly they have escaped from the bad fashion asylum.

    @Thank Q: Plain or peanut?

    @Mynx: Amen girlfriend!

    @Danger Boy: I do love you guys but my lovelies are pervs who love to make fun of ridiculousness. It is a delicate balancing act.

    @Becca: Tee hee!

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  17. ThePeachy1June 10, 2011 at 2:01 PM

    I can't process these images... also wtf is up with the curly toed boots? is it summer break for elves?

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  18. The EmpressJune 10, 2011 at 5:07 PM

    @ThePeachy1: Word has it that Santa's elves escaped their workshop ; )

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  19. IWASNTBLOGGEDYESTERDAYJune 10, 2011 at 6:50 PM

    while pic #3 is cringeworthy ,I suspect the pic wasn't for public consumption.
    there is a place for everyone in the world.

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  20. Dr. McCoyJune 10, 2011 at 8:57 PM

    Um...where exactly ARE his manly bits?

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  21. The EmpressJune 11, 2011 at 5:21 AM

    @IWASNTBLOGGEDYESTERDAY: Of course there is. This post is merely showing examples of how men should not dress. It's all meant in good fun.

    @Mrs. Hyde: Um, tuck and tape?...

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  22. in bed with married womenJune 11, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    this makes me realize the truth benefits of a "jolly demeanor." he's presenting himself as smokin' hot and, somehow, magically, it makes him a bit more so. i am going to start donning a jolly demeanor right away and make my cheapo Kohl's clothes look better.

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  23. The EmpressJune 12, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    @in bed with married women: You work it my friend!

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  24. On My SoapboxJune 15, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    I think Bikini Boy should get points for 'tude. ;-)

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  25. braumamanJune 28, 2011 at 7:13 PM

    God, whats with that dude in a speedo.

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  26. The EmpressJune 28, 2011 at 8:41 PM

    @On My Soapbox: Totally!

    @braumaman: He's being jolly in his lady pants.

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