Monday, June 20, 2011

I see London, I see France, I see someone’s Junderpants

Just when you think the list of ridiculous fashion items (like mankinis, bedazzled t-shirts, pajama jeans, and curly-toed boots) can’t get any worse, along comes the latest disaster that should never see the light of day: Junderpants.

Junderpants or JeanPants as they are called in Tokyo, are basically boxer briefs designed to look like worn denim cut-off’s. They cost US$63.00 per pair and come in sizes Medium (30-33 inch waist) or Large (33-36 inch waist) …which thankfully rules out the ability for most men to be able to wear

If you happen to have a slim friend or loved one whose fashion sense is closely aligned with that of the Village People OR who simply enjoys packing his twig and berries inside very form fitting underwear, then Junderpants are just the perfect gift!

Have a fantabulous week my lovelies,
xo The Empress


  1. god those are terrible looking - great bulge though, real great bulge

  2. That is really stupid... although it does make that guy's junk look pretty good...

    AmberLaShell Rants

  3. Those would fit my husband, but thankfully he prefers to freeball his way through life.

  4. @TIMMYTHEROBOT: I take it you likey? ; )

    @AmberLaShell: So far that makes for two votes for the model's junk!

    @Alli: Freeballing. Hilarious!!!

  5. They will just make fucking anything these days.

  6. I hope you don't mind, but I looked away. I don't need reminder that people have bigger junk that um NOT me. Never me. haha

  7. .. Can I get a hell naw? What ever happened to comfort..

  8. yup - one more reason not to part company with $63

  9. Yuck who thinks up these things makes you wonder what they are on, like what type of male would wear something like that...........not my man that's for sure

  10. Oh I dunno, they don't look any worse than tidy whities. However, I'd seriously have to question the sanity of ANYBODY that spent 63 bucks on a pair of drawers.

  11. Love the village people comment. I swear that people will buy anything. the more ridiculous the better. Jay would never wear that as he is a camando guy if he can get away with it...

  12. $63 for that crap? Somebody obviously has way to much time on their hands!

  13. But, does the junk come with the drawers? That's the important thing. Do you know how many socks could be bought with $63 and how many drawers they would fill? I'm just sayin' -- but, I love the pix, Empress. Now, come visit and see what I did with a set of drawers!

  14. Well, they DO give you a wonderful view of their crotches.

    Soooo. I like them. ;)

  15. These must sell like hotcakes in the 18 to 30 age demographic.

  16. I am all over those like Schwarzenegger on a house maid.

  17. If they are worn as underwear there's no harm. But, if they are worn as shorts, then I have a big problem with them. That's just wrong on all sorts of levels! Wherever do you find this stuff? haha

  18. And in a few hours when I'm hungry again, I'll just pull up this picture.

  19. Oh, dear gods. I've been Junderstruck.
    My eyes may never be the same.

  20. I can't maintain an errection while wearing that.

  21. These are pretty frightening. I mean...yeah. lol

  22. Surely these are just Daisy Duke pants?

  23. What. The. Hell? It's like an 80's music video gone bad.

  24. ok i'm going to be the nonadult here and say wow that guy is packing some serious junk in his apparel.

    ok now that i'm officially done oogling his goods who in there right minds spents $63.00 on underwearnot me hubby can go commando at that price.

    Everyday Life

  25. Sadly, hubby could fit in them! Perhaps maybe I'll replace all his "panties" (as Sweet Pea calls em) with those!

    ....ya right, if I wanna get murdered!


  26. These would be great for Tobias Funke and the rest of the world's never-nudes..

  27. I saw these things on Watch What Happens Live on Bravo. They're very interesting...

  28. Oh god, I hope I never see one of these at the beach! Jort alert!!

  29. You guys have been awesome with the comments on this post. Apologies for the delay in responding.

    @Oilfield Trash: Promise us ladies that when you reach your next blogging milestone you will model a pair of junderpants for us. Please : )

    @Copyboy: So, what exactly are you trying to say?

    @D4: Andy Cohen over at Bravo, Watch What Happens Live said that junderpants are incredibly comfortable...

    @David L Macaulay: Aw, come on. You know you want a pair ; )

    @Jo-Anne Rambling: Well that is a good thing because he would probably end up the laughing stock of all his friends.

    @Mustang Sally: Crazy isn't it?

    @The Chick in the Chair: Commando, really? Cool.

    @SharleneT: Why am I not suprised that you loved that photo? ; )

    @Lemons Don't Make Lemonade: There seem to be lots of thumbs up re: those crotches!

    @HiFi: Thanks for stopping by and chiming in. I think you are right about the demographic.

    @Powdered Toast Man: I'm sure you will look just fetching in your junderpants.

    @Bouncin' Barb: You know that some fool out there is wandering around in those underwear like they are regular cut-off jeans. As for where I find this crazy shizz, you guys inspire me to amuse you and truthfully, sometimes the stuff seems to find me.

    @Joshua: Sorry if the photo grossed you out : )

    @Danger Boy: A big dose of brain bleach or a nice eye scrub with Ajax and you should be alright.

    @Drake Sigar: So, are you saying you would need a size XXL for your ginormous man junk?

    @Meowlissa: Thanks so much for stopping by. They are rather dreadful aren't they?

    @Tony Van Helsing: Yes, but for boys.

    @Mrs. Hyde: And then some!!!

    @Becca: I'm guessing plenty of guys will buy this weird underwear all in hopes that it will make their package look bigger.

    @Canadianbloggergirl: I love Sweet Pea's word for underwear. Too cute : )

    @Lauramc: Ok, now I definitely need to go do some research.

    @theTsaritsa: Interesting is a good way?

    @On My Soapbox: I'm sure some clueless bloke is bound to wear them to the beach eventually.

  30. I'm sitting here after just getting home from work to come and tell you i miss you too, eating a bowl of cereal when I read TimmytheRobot's comment. No sooner have a put a mouth full of cereal in my mouth that it's coming out again! Now THAT is funny. I didn't even notice what these torsos were wearing, I only noticed the bulge...and had to pry m y eyes away so I could read about them. They are terrible but if they can give a man a bulge like that i say 'JUNDERPANTS FOR EVERYONE!"

    I've missed being here too. It's been increasingly frustrating to leave comments. I promise you I've been reading though! xo

  31. @Cinderita: I knew you would appreciate a nice package!!


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