Monday, August 15, 2011
They said WHAT???
“At times I am asked to move mountains and raise the dead”
“The criminal justice system would come to a screeching halt if my position didn’t exist”
“Must be able to fight and wrestle individuals”
“Oversee the installation of school flashers”
“Transport prisoner dogs when officers make arrests for drunk driving”
“Subjected to terroristic threats from citizens”
“Exposure to fly infestations and huge dead rats” (note: office job)
“Must be able to handle extreme hot and cold attitudes generated by coworkers and the public”
“Subjected to name calling and chair slinging”
“Physical requirements: fingerprinting and unlocking the bean hole”
“Assume responsibility for the department’s petty cash and coke funds” (note: police clerk)
“Extraordinary working conditions: loss of appendages”
“Job duties: reporting to work sober and on time”
“Sometimes there are just words with no details and I have no clue what to do”
Bonus Questionnaire Word of the Day: “ANNISHITIVE”
The questionnaires were all reviewed and signed-off by each of the workers’ direct superiors, further highlighting why exactly so many governmental agencies are jacked up, ineffective, and a huge waste of taxpayer revenue.
Happy Monday my lovelies and watch out for those school flashers and huge rats in the work place!
xo The Empress