For you impatient souls (like me) who want to just skip ahead to the juicy part (literally) then fast forward to around 2:25 where Riley tells the world just how much she loves the comforting feeling of having a "warm wet diaper":
It's probably a safe bet to say that there isn't any hanky panky happening up in that crib!
Happy Hump Day my lovelies and thanks for being patient while I have been away tending to life outside of the blogosphere.
xo The Empress
Holy Crap Empress I saw this the other night too. She was a he at birth. Was he/she whacked out or what? I mean come on, sucking on a pacifier and drinking out of a bottle and and sleeping in a giant crib. That one was about as strange as I've ever seen!!! The only bottle I want to cuddle up to is a Heineken!
ReplyDeletePlease excuse me while I go throw up. And have my eyes lasered to remove seeing that video. lol
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell she is just weird but I guess to each their own. A warm wet nappy is just so yuck and all that work her/his parents put into toilet training has been wasted........
ReplyDelete@Bouncin' Barb: Amen sister. I'll make mine a bottle of Absolute ; )
ReplyDelete@J.Day: Oh crap! I forgot my special J.Day warning label. Sorry for the continued eye damage.
@Jo-Anne Rambling: Seriously, what could possibly prompt someone to enjoy wet diapers and the accompanying diaper rash?
very very odd. Serious emotional/mental problems surely.
ReplyDeleteThis person has some severe issues. I couldn't imagine feeling comforted while sitting in my own urine! I'd feel so dirty and stinky!
ReplyDeleteHowever those pjs sure look comfy!
CBG
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I should just know by now to wear special tinted glasses or something. You find some whacked out stuff, my dear Empress. Hilarious to be sure, but that girl is really whacked out. That "warm wet diaper" bit pushed me over the edge. LOL
ReplyDeletemy friend worked at a mental hospital and one of the patient's recovery goals was "not to put on other people USED diapers."
ReplyDeleteI was just going to comment on the loony-loon in that video, but then I saw IBWMW's comment and threw up. So now I have to go change. And have a good cry.
ReplyDeleteYeah I watched this one the other night as well. What the hell??? Some people.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to sound all judgmental and stuff so I will try to analyze the facts as I interpreted them 1 by 1 without resorting to the instant WTF? 1- wearing diapers at 13, I instantly thought, ok you started your menstrual cycle and your drunk mother couldn't make it to the store to buy pads, this in turn traumatized you. 2- wait, how can you spend 14 hours a day dressed as a baby and only 1 friend knows? Oh you have only 1 friend? Wait it's a dude and he's ok with a chic that sucks bottles, pacifiers and sleeps in a crib? Wow that dude is just waiting for you to slip them footies off so he can be all "in there". but NO 3- oh you're transgender? ok, that in itself is a big scary leap that involves a shit ton of therapy even in the best of circumstances with a huge support system, you want to throw that in the blender with this baby shit? and 4- seriously? why did the announcer even have to say Riley can't find a long term relationship. I am pretty sure we all came to that conclusion by 11 seconds into the video. becasue 5- talk about reducing your chances of a suitable partner. you have to find someone that's cool with the transgender, then they also need to be ok with your freak ass, crib/diaper and pacifier. Yeah, I can name 40 straight females or 50 gay males right off the top of my head that are super awesome, caring, balanced fiscally secure people who can NOT find a partner and their dating pool is a freaking ocean next to your shot glass. I will know go scrub my brain with bleach and pour comet in my eyeballs.
ReplyDelete@Mynx: I second that sentiment.
ReplyDelete@Canadianbloggergirl: Can you imagine the amount of diaper rash cream she must go through?
@in bed with married women: Ok, that definitely trumps Riley's love of wearing wet diapers!
@sugar free: For sure!!
@j-tony: Kind of makes you wonder how many other people out there are into this kind of weird diaper stuff.
@ThePeachy1: Very well said. Please try to keep the comet and bleach out of your paper cut ; )
Yeah, she should go seek help if this begins to affect her life in a negative way.
ReplyDeleteThanks for making my Saturday morning. BTW...made you blog of the day.
ReplyDelete@Dwei: Something tells me she is one pamper too many down the track to pacifierville... ; )
ReplyDelete@Copyboy: Thank you so much! I feel honored my friend!!