It’s obvious that someone has had one too many bowls of Count Chocula or watched far too many episodes of those blood sucking vampire dramas on TV. This week police officials in Galveston, Texas reported that (an obviously mentally disturbed) 19-year old “drakul” wanna-be named Lyle Monroe Bensley broke into a woman’s apartment and proceeded to hiss and growl whilst biting and hitting her in her bed.
Thankfully the woman escaped unharmed from her vampy assailant. Police later found Bensley all but naked in parking lot sporting only his tattoos, body piercings and a pair of boxer shorts. Galveston Police Captain Jeff Heyse reported that upon apprehension, nosferatu boy claimed that he was “a 500 year old vampire that needed to feed”.
Currently Bensley is reportedly being held in the Galveston County Jail on a charge of home burglary with intent to commit a felony. Hopefully his next stop will be a nice padded room in the local psychiatric hospital…
Happy Friday my lovelies!
xo The Empress
LOL delusional or what? Funny though :)
ReplyDeleteHe might be a 500yr old vampire, Jesus would have the same problem.
ReplyDelete@lyndylou: Let's go with slightly unhinged!
ReplyDelete@Tony Van Helsing: The J Man was a lover not a biter ; )
If he really is a vampire, he kinda sucks at it big time!
ReplyDelete@Vinny C: So right! If he has survived 500 years as a vampire you'd think his feeding tactics would be far more sophisticated.
ReplyDeleteWhat a nut. It's a good thing he didn't take it a step further, but he certainly belongs in jail.
ReplyDeleteWhat an idiot. lol
ReplyDeleteI remember reading about this. That poor woman
ReplyDelete@the Tsaritsa: Or the looney bin...
ReplyDelete@J.Day: And to think that this incident will be his claim to fame. How embarrassing!
@Mynx: Could you imagine waking up with some nutter standing over your bed hissing and growling and then trying to bite your neck? Certainly will make for interesting party conversation for years to come!
Yeah I saw that on the news there are some fruit cakes out there talk about delusional.......just lucky the woman was ok but she will be tramatised for a long time by it.
ReplyDelete@Jo-Anne Rambling: Probably so. I'm guessing there most likely isn't an established treatment for 'attempted vampire attack'.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised this doesn't happen more often. Crazy people + crazy TV/movies = crazy crimes.
ReplyDelete@Thank, Q: The dude will never live this one down. Even though shizz like this does happen more than people realize, this guy busted the crazy meter for sure!
ReplyDeleteHe's 19? OMG. He didn't even grow up with Bella Lugosi or John Carradine being Dracula. Those were the great movies. Instead he gets this glammy vampire crap to watch and then decides he's one of them. He got short changed I think. He needed to know what a real vampire would do. There was no beating up. It was all sexy if I recall wasn't it? Dracula always mesmerized the pretty women and they allowed him to take their blood.
ReplyDelete@Bouncin' Barb: Old school vampires were definitely far more mysterious and seductive. This kid is just plain crazy ...and dangerous.
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