There IS such a thing as TOO BIG

In an ongoing attempt to appease your pervy little appetites, I did some additional spicy research over at TLC’s kooky and somewhat shocking show called Strange Sex. Please meet Jonah our subject for the day:



Now I don’t know about you but if Jonah brought that thing anywhere near me I think I would have to book him on charges of assault with a deadly salami…

Happy Hump Day my lovelies!
xo The Empress

A little bit of LOONER lovin

Because I play an armchair psychologist in the blogosphere and have a fascination with human behavior, from time to time I like to do a bit of research to find out more about the odd and even crazy freaky things people get up to.

Recently while trolling around The Learning Channel (TLC) I discovered a series called “Strange Sex”. Aside from the granola crunchers who gather in circles to moan and groan their way to alleged mental orgasms, most of the stuff was fairly generic.

I did however learn about a rather surprising fetish that apparently isn’t all that uncommon:



Who knew that a dime store bag full of colorful balloons could bring such joy? But hey, whatever rocks your socks. …I’m just saying…