Sharing the bloggy love part deux

Recently I donned my big old sexy blog pimping hat and gave props to a few of my favorite pervy blogs. Today I want to take that pimping to another level by bestowing some award love on a handful of well-deserving bloggers.

The reasons for the awards are as varied as the blogs themselves but they all deserve to have the blogosphere spotlight shine brightly upon them as they bask in all its incredible glory while diamonds and gold coins rain down from the sky …or feel free to insert your favorite magical / pervy fantasy here…

Anyhoo, without further adieu please raise your virtual cocktail glasses and give a ginormous and heartfelt toast to:


A couple of lovely bloggers whom I’m recognizing with the One Sweet Blog Award:



Mynx over at Dribble

Tress over at Jumble Mash



A wonderful bloke whom I’m bestowing the Your Blog is Bloody Brilliant Award:



Oilfield Trash over at Make Daddy a Sammich



And the King of Word Pervs whom I’m recognizing with the equally pervy My Blog is Better Than a Ten Inch Dick Award:



Bruce over at stupid stuff i see and hear

(***If those uptight knob heads over in the UAE haven’t really banned his blog from their country then after this award they most certainly will!***)


Congratulations to my award winning lovelies and thank you for being a special part of my bloggy world. And to the rest of you dear lovelies, don't be surprised if someday I drop an unexpected award on you as well!

xo The Empress


PS: And special thanks to Rabbit who originally designed the awesome My Blog is Better award. I just knew that one day there would be someone befitting of this pervy award!

And the award goes to…

Being that I’m all about sharing the blog love I thought it was time to bestow some much deserved recognition on a couple of bloggers that amuse me to no end. So without further adieu I would like to happily present the “Your Blog is Bloody Brilliant” award to:



• Falen at Colorful Rants of a Fed up Sista

• Dan at From the head of the Danaconda

Both of these brilliant bloggers definitely give me a run for the money when it comes to being a word perv -- and ya’ll know what a big fan I am of pervy dialogue!

Falen is raw, real and no topic is off limits. From sharing humorous stories to answering readers’ often incredibly intimate questions, you never know what you are bound to find over at her blog. She also leaves some of the most hilarious comments at the blogs she follows.

Dan provides a fascinating male perspective on life. Whether he is recapping one of his wild and debaucherous weekends or discussing sexual relations, there is never a dull moment over at his incredibly funny blog. And his oftentimes naughty reader comments are beyond entertaining!

So if either of these blogs is new to you, definitely go check them out. I guarantee you won’t be disappointed.

Have a great rest of the week my lovelies!
xo The Empress

BLOG AWARDS - Part 2

Yesterday I handed out some lovely blog awards to some of my favorite bloggers. But being that I am known for being rather challenged on the technical front it took me what seemed like a half a bloody day just to post all those links to the recipients' blogs …only to later discover that many of those links didn’t even work. Well, today we are now back on track, the links are working and I can resume with handing out a few more awards.

So without further adieu I would like to bestow the “Bloody Brilliant Blog Award” to:



The Vegetable Assassin

Southern Blast

Plopculture - An Inside Look into the Inside

The Adventures of Cinderita

A Bitch Called Mom

There are no doubt plenty of other fantabulous blogs out there for me to become better acquainted with and/or discover, so I may occasionally bestow random blog awards to others. In the meantime here is to celebrating the love in the blogosphere!

xo The Empress