Sunday, July 10, 2011

Say goodbye to pillow humping

Having no real intention to play Blogosphere Sexologist today, I was rather surprised to have come across this rather questionable canine product:



Now after watching that video I couldn't help but wonder:
  • What kind of twisted individual thinks to invent a device like this?
  • What sort of  sick and raunchy stuff did they get up to in the Hot Doll Research & Development Lab when they were developing this product?
  • Who is responsible for cleaning off Fido's love doll after he engages in a nice little hump fest?

Have a great week my lovelies!
xo The Empress
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30 comments:

  1. UnknownJuly 10, 2011 at 3:34 PM

    There are no words... this is... wow... just wow.

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  2. Semi True TorystellarJuly 10, 2011 at 3:36 PM

    Wow....just Wow....

    I'm pretty sure I don't want to clean up after that. Ewwww....

    Thank you for bringing this important product to our attention and I'm so much more glad than I was even 5 minutes ago that I have a female dog.

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  3. Oilfield TrashJuly 10, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    The sort of sick person who wants to make money is exactly who came up with that. Dammit why didn't I think of this. I could sold at least 4 of them in Alabama alone. lol

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  4. CandiceJuly 10, 2011 at 3:49 PM

    Wow. That is creepy. I mean, do dogs really get that desperate? Geez!

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  5. in bed with married womenJuly 10, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    I think this might be the only time, ever, the label "canine sex toys" has been used. congratulations?

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  6. not displayedJuly 10, 2011 at 3:57 PM

    Couple more questions come to mind
    Does it come in multiple sizes -xs- great Dane?
    And just how long before the fetish community starts to play?

    Some things just have you going 'why?'

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  7. The EmpressJuly 10, 2011 at 4:02 PM

    @Lost.in.Idaho: Coming from you, that says a lot!

    @Semi True Torystellar: I have a feeling that other female dog owners are thinking the same thing right about now.

    @Oilfield Trash: Ha! So, are you saying you know of a few really randy dogs over in Alabama? They could make for interesting holiday presents ; )

    @Candice: I'm thinking that while dogs probably do get that desperate, a nice fluffy pillow or a warm human leg has to feel a heck of a lot nicer than a plastic recepticle!

    @in bed with married women: If so, then it should be rather interesting to see what kind of key words /search results come up in the days following this post.

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  8. The EmpressJuly 10, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    @Mynx: Good questions! You just know that at some point in time one of their horny R&D guys had a go with one of those things!!

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  9. TIMMYTHEROBOTJuly 10, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    haha, what a ridiculous product

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  10. CanadianbloggergirlJuly 10, 2011 at 4:16 PM

    You should let Ellen know of this video, betcha she'd feature it on the show!

    CBG
    canadianbloggergirl.blogspot.com

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  11. J.DayJuly 10, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    Ohhh my God. That is wrong on so many levels. Must go find a happy place so I don't have nightmares tonight.

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  12. CWMartinJuly 10, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    Scrappy'd just tear the stuffing out of it, like everything else. After all, a sex toy is still a toy...

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  13. AnonymousJuly 10, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    Wow. Just wow. The words popping up, the music, the whole thing is just straight up creepy. Why encourage the dogs bad behavior? I'm sorry I shouldn't be asking such rational questions of an irrational product. Just...wow. Not right.

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  14. Kev D.July 10, 2011 at 6:03 PM

    Does it come in different shapes? Is there one modeled after a leg?

    There should be.

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  15. RebeccaJuly 10, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    i'm speechless...laughing but speechless

    Everyday Life

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  16. Jo-Anne's RamblingsJuly 10, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    WTF what type of idiot would buy something like this for their dog............ok they would propley be bought by some weirdo who was to do it with a dog and think this would be safer then a real dog.. Do not act like you did not think this yourself we all know you did it is what comes to the mind whether you like to admitt it or not.......

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  17. The EmpressJuly 10, 2011 at 9:04 PM

    @TIMMYTHEROBOT: Ridiculous indeed!!

    @Canadianbloggergirl: Great idea. Do you have her number?

    @J.Day: I keep forgetting about your sensitive eyeballs. Must remember to put a disclaimer up there for you next time.

    @CWMartin: I think it's made of hard plastic. Maybe Scrappy would chew the heck out of it?

    @Jewels: Definitely not right.

    @Kev D: That is a great idea. Perhaps you or Oilfield Trash want to come up with a new and better version of the doggy sex toy.

    @Becca: Laughing is good : )))

    @Jo-Anne Rambling: Perhaps there might be a few of us that did actually think of what you were thinking ; )

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  18. themajesstyJuly 10, 2011 at 10:21 PM

    well, this person must really love his dogs.

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  19. PossumJuly 10, 2011 at 11:18 PM

    Hilarious!
    I'm just imagining the scene when fido's owner presents him with his new toy... does he show him how to use it or just hand him the instructions?

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  20. Drake SigarJuly 11, 2011 at 3:19 AM

    Is it limited to canines? I’m half welsh you see.

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  21. Danger BoyJuly 11, 2011 at 6:11 AM

    The mind simply boggles.

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  22. SharleneTJuly 11, 2011 at 7:02 AM

    I'm assuming that all those love dolls could use a pet, just like the rest of us... no? It boggles the mind... Although, I must say, the video is very well done... dmn, I don't know what to say... But, this is just a guess, I probably won't buy one...

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  23. CopyboyJuly 11, 2011 at 9:04 AM

    I remember seeing a prototype of it last year. Crazy. Cool?

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  24. Vinny CJuly 11, 2011 at 10:22 AM

    ???

    Ummmm...

    Why?

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  25. Tony Van HelsingJuly 11, 2011 at 12:18 PM

    I'd shag it.

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  26. The EmpressJuly 11, 2011 at 3:46 PM

    @Lemons Don't Make Lemonade: Well, that would be a nice and positive way to describe this.

    @Possum: Shows him how to use it then hands him the instructions for cleaning afterwards.

    @Drake Sigar: Hey, what you do in the privacy of your own home...

    @Danger Boy: Exactly!

    @SharleneT: Interesting theory about this dog sex toy being a potential pet for sex dolls rather than a 'donut' for randy dogs.

    @Copyboy: If anyone had heard of this before it had to be you Mr. Assless Chaps!! ; )

    @VinnyC: Because the inventor was sick and twisted and thought this was a good way to make money off of people who will buy anything?

    @Tony Van Helsing: Would that be before or after you kill the vegetarian vampires ...because I might want to watch ; )

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  27. J.DayJuly 11, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    I don't necessarily have sensitive eyeballs, but some things you just can't unsee. LOL

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  28. UnknownJuly 11, 2011 at 7:52 PM

    Does it come with a "doggie porn" dvd to help Fido get in the mood???

    OMG! I can't believe what I just saw!

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  29. The EmpressJuly 12, 2011 at 1:15 AM

    @J.Day: Isn't that the truth?

    @Eva Gallant: Thanks for stopping by and chiming in. Not sure about the doggie porn but I think you are on to something there ; )

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  30. credit card phone sexNovember 16, 2011 at 8:43 AM

    Superb! The largest resource for entertainment all kind

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