It’s Dirty Quiz Time!

Hello my lovelies and fellow pervs! It’s been a while since we entered the naughty zone so it is about time we sex up this joint a bit. Last year we got such great and amusing response when we conducted our very own Ranter’s Box Sex Survey that I thought it would be fun to roll out a brand new survey.

To participate all you have to do is leave your responses in the comments section below. If you are shy then feel free to comment anonymously. The more responses we get the more entertaining and enlightening this little exercise will be for everyone.

And as a special prize next week I will pimp out the blog of the person that leaves the most interesting comment.

Thanks for playing!
xo The Empress
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March 2011 Ranter’s Box Sex Survey

1. On a scale of one to ten, how high do you fly your freak flag?

2. What do you rate as your best skill(s) in the bedroom?

3. How much do you believe that women really enjoy giving blow jobs?

4. What is the maximum number of partners you’ve had during a single sex session?

5. Do you have any fetishes and if so what?

Dollies for Big Boys

Hello my lovelies! In a quest to satisfy your insatiable appetite for all things pervy, I slipped on my silicone sexologist’s coat and went on a research expedition into the weird and wacky world of synthetic love. And yes, I am referring to that crazy alternate universe where people do indeed fornicate with sex dolls.

(***Please Note: This post contains LOTS of sexy talk and naughty references. If your virginal eyeballs are easily offended, stop back by tomorrow or go find yourself a nice little blog on the blasé history of yarn making***)

Now for those of you that are unfamiliar, sex dolls are adult toys that are created in the shape and size of a sexual partner and are basically used for getting one’s rocks off. Dolls generally consist of a face, anatomically correct body plus those all important accessories.

And by accessories, I am referring to various orifices or appendages (vadge, ding dong, pie hole and bunghole) that facilitate sexual stimulation. Said accessories are available vibrating, interchangeable or removable (in the event that one bangs the shit out of their dolly and needs to replace its plastic cock or cookie).

People that are incredibly serious about sex dolls willingly pay US$5,000.00 or more for their highly customized synthetic lovers. While somewhat creepy to imagine, silicone eff-dolls are designed with realistic skin material, real or life-like hair as well as flexible joints that enable the user to get their freak on in a variety of joy inducing positions.

As evidenced in the following video, sex dolls today are amazingly human-like, so much so that their kinky little owners dress them up, talk to them, have relationships with them as well as go to town like donkey kong on their manmade naughty bits:



So whether you think love doll aficionados are sad, sick & twisted, or cool in a freaky sort of way, the one major upside is that the dollies are always available and never talk back!

Happy Monday!
xo The Empress