Tuesday, September 27, 2011

I'm TOO Sexy for my Pants

Due to time constraints, we'll keep this post short and sweet today my lovelies and just go with a photo of the day:


"I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY PANTS"


And yes, while the photo is a wee bit rude, hopefully the image brought a bit of smile to your day. Please feel free to leave your own caption for the photo down below in the comment section.

Have a fantabulous rest of the week!
xo The Empress

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26 comments:

  1. Vinny CSeptember 27, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    "Why, hello! Fancy meeting you here. Come here often?"

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  2. BBSeptember 27, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    Great to hear from you. I could have sworn I saw a guy who looked just like this under an overpass in Florida!!! Hugs!

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  3. The EmpressSeptember 27, 2011 at 1:42 PM

    @Vinny C: Hilarious! Perfect pickup line for that monkey : )

    @Bouncin' Barb: Crickey, I imagine he would have been stopping traffic. Hope you are well my dear.

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  4. QSeptember 27, 2011 at 1:46 PM

    Wow. Playmonkey Magazine will pay a grip for that shot!

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  5. The EmpressSeptember 27, 2011 at 1:54 PM

    @Thank, Q: Hmmm, perhaps they can give me a percentage of the deal!

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  6. Al PenwasserSeptember 27, 2011 at 2:13 PM

    Must be a howler monkey. All I know is that if I sat on a branch with THOSE things, I'd sure howl.
    NOTE: I realize he (well, I would think it's obvious that he is a 'he') is not a monkey, but an ape.
    A damn, dirty ape (who said that? Easy, I know).

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  7. The EmpressSeptember 27, 2011 at 2:18 PM

    @Al Penwasser: Thanks for playing along. And yes, the howling is probably a given due to all the chaffing. As for the damn, dirty ape part, I completely agree. He has that look in his eyes!

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  8. NatSeptember 27, 2011 at 2:33 PM

    Wow! There's a saying in the UK, "the dog's bollocks", meaning the absolute apex, the best of the best, the top of the tree. That ape is supremo!

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  9. The EmpressSeptember 27, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    @Nat: Mr. King of the Apes really is sporting some major alpha dog balls!

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  10. J.DaySeptember 27, 2011 at 3:50 PM

    "How YOU doin'?" Nice picture, Empress. lol

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  11. middle childSeptember 27, 2011 at 4:14 PM

    "Was it good for you?"

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 27, 2011 at 4:15 PM

    "Was it good for you?"

    This is middlechild. I am having trouble commenting on your post so....

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  13. dirtycowgirlSeptember 27, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    "I've shown you mine now show me yours"

    That is almost as funny as the chimp faceraping the frog.

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  14. that guySeptember 27, 2011 at 5:11 PM

    "i know..i am pretty *ballsy*..."

    "but that is how i *hang*"

    "sit down for a *couple* minutes and have a ball"

    lol! this was a great pic!

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  15. CWMartinSeptember 27, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    Barb, after your last alien post, maybe it was in your nieghborhood you saw that guy!

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  16. The EmpressSeptember 27, 2011 at 8:23 PM

    @J.Day: Something tells me that the ape would be thinking that he could make whomever's day a whole lot better ; )

    @Middle Child: Did you click on the picture to see it expanded? His ape-cicle is not looking all that flash!

    @Anonymous: Blame it on the blogger cocknozzles. Your comment actually showed up several times. Thanks for chiming in!

    @dirtycowgirl: Thanks for the blog love!! I put that chimp video up sometime last year... and thankfully didn't lose any readers. As bad as I felt for the little froggy, I do have to admit that the response by the kids at the end of the video was funny.

    @Bruce: Hello Brucey my friend! You have been missed. Glad you enjoyed the photo (something told me that you would appreciate it). Great captions!!!

    @CWMartin: Have we left you speechless regarding the photo? ; )

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  17. Pearson ReportSeptember 27, 2011 at 10:45 PM

    "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..."

    Hi Empress - just detoured over from Bruce (stupid stuff...gotta love him) and I "cracked" up looking at this pic!

    Cheers, Jenny

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  18. CopyboySeptember 28, 2011 at 9:14 AM

    Go on...give a tug...I dare you!

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  19. The EmpressSeptember 28, 2011 at 12:43 PM

    @Pearson Report: Hi Jenny! From the look on the ape's face it is obvious that he thinks he does indeed have a lovely bunch of coconuts.

    @Copyboy: LOVE your caption!!!!!

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  20. RebeccaSeptember 28, 2011 at 1:39 PM

    omg i can't even write due to the laughter this one was priceless thanks for the giggle and well a view i rather forget

    "letting it all hang out"

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  21. LyndylouSeptember 28, 2011 at 2:09 PM

    You either want it or you don't but how can you possibly resist?

    LOL

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  22. The EmpressSeptember 28, 2011 at 7:44 PM

    @becca: So glad you enjoyed the photo. I do my best to spread happiness one smile at a time. And yes, he is definitely letting it all hang out ...and then some!

    @lyndylou: Can't resist laughing but must say I'd have to pass on that ape's twig and berries!!

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  23. DanacondaOctober 3, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    Hahaha, that is really serendipitous considering what my post was about. Pervy minds think alike once again!

    Gorilla: "Whoever gives me a blowjob is about to swallow so much monkey love it'll be like swimming underwater."

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  24. The EmpressOctober 4, 2011 at 1:49 PM

    @Danaconda: Hey you! Thanks so much for stopping by. Your caption takes the prize for being the dirtiest!!

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  25. CinderitaOctober 11, 2011 at 10:29 PM

    HOLY MACARONI!! THAT is SOME Mouthful!!! Yikes!

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  26. The EmpressOctober 12, 2011 at 5:47 PM

    @Cinderita: Hello Chickadee! Thank you for stopping by. Way more than a mouthful from the looks of it, huh? ; )

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