tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post930051094784421994..comments2023-06-20T07:38:47.144-07:00Comments on The Ranter's Box: And now back to our regularly scheduled programmingThe Empresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-67640099202406692122010-10-07T19:27:17.624-07:002010-10-07T19:27:17.624-07:00@Simple Dude: Awesome! Thank you so much. This is ...@Simple Dude: Awesome! Thank you so much. This is really turning out to be my week in the awards category. Yee-haw!! <br /><br />Proper public thanks are in the works but I've just been too swamped to do it right this week. New posts coming soon my lovelies. xoThe Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-5145945321141179242010-10-07T18:58:03.658-07:002010-10-07T18:58:03.658-07:00What goes around comes around... you've won a...What goes around comes around... you've won an award. Pick it up here: <br /><br />http://bit.ly/bRgRwz<br /><br />SDJon Hansonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10248634465295846651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-77858917542775464942010-10-07T02:36:33.408-07:002010-10-07T02:36:33.408-07:00@A Bitch Called Mom: Lord have mercy on any jackas...@A Bitch Called Mom: Lord have mercy on any jackasses we go tag-team on! That would definitely be some major whup-ass! xoThe Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-25418877167712998372010-10-06T19:17:23.592-07:002010-10-06T19:17:23.592-07:00That's what I'm talking about! Make sure y...That's what I'm talking about! Make sure you call me so we can tag-team their asses! I LIVE to open up cans of whup-ass. I hate loud, inconsiderate neighbors! Except when the party's at my house. Then, you know, it's all good.A Bitch Called Momhttp://www.abitchcalledmom.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-21793499776098890602010-10-06T00:25:24.591-07:002010-10-06T00:25:24.591-07:00@Bagel Fairy: You KNOW they were!
---------------...@Bagel Fairy: You KNOW they were!<br /><br />----------------<br /><br />@G: I love how your version of this story ended! Perhaps we should turn this into a screen play. That would be some best-selling shizzle! xoThe Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-41875742710406669302010-10-05T16:43:37.281-07:002010-10-05T16:43:37.281-07:00LMFAO as I can actually envision you (in a white ...LMFAO as I can actually envision you (in a white Scarlet O'Hara type gown, with a sparkly and high tiara-Glenda the goodwitch height, going over to the van, and demanding to speak to the head of the loser pack- going Kung-Fu on his ass and then the rest of his sheep- then spinning around quickly with a snap and a "humph" and straightening the now slightly askew tiara back to it's original place and leaving a cul-de-sac filled with blood and gore-then strolling back, head held high, white dress splattered in blood, and then ascending the stairs to your humble abode and sleeping like the Empress you are with the tiara placed carefully back in it's glass case under the museum light above. Good-night, sweet-snarky Empress of the blogging world. Good-night!Gnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-39278223415212221572010-10-05T15:03:32.139-07:002010-10-05T15:03:32.139-07:00I really hope that whoever was drafting a sermon w...I really hope that whoever was drafting a sermon was watching porn at the same time.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01777298621169810355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-2710855394325398982010-10-05T14:19:55.884-07:002010-10-05T14:19:55.884-07:00@Jumble Mash: Thank you kindly! I am touched and h...@Jumble Mash: Thank you kindly! I am touched and humbled by the honor.<br /><br />----------------<br />@Becca: Glad you enjoyed the post : )<br /><br />----------------<br />@Chick in the Chair: They deserved to have the cops called ...although by the time they arrived it would have most likely been for naught.The Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-42228434707571852832010-10-05T14:17:58.217-07:002010-10-05T14:17:58.217-07:00@Mynx: Let me know next time and I will sort those...@Mynx: Let me know next time and I will sort those little f*ckers out for you in no time! xo<br /><br />----------------<br />@Boonie S: Martial arts is the secret to avoiding that sort of situation. Have a great day too!<br /><br />----------------<br />@Danger Boy: Fried electronics? I like it!<br /><br />----------------<br />@Rabbit: I'm always glad to be in your company. Absolutely love the new word you invented! 'Supercalifuckitasticsnarkery' shall be the word of the day. xoThe Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-73647107546783769422010-10-05T11:10:03.292-07:002010-10-05T11:10:03.292-07:00Makes me happy that I live in the country. I would...Makes me happy that I live in the country. I would have called the poe-poe.and laughed when they got a ticket for disturbing the peace.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-27174566103482740802010-10-05T10:53:30.621-07:002010-10-05T10:53:30.621-07:00lol..that was too funny thanks for the gigglelol..that was too funny thanks for the giggleRebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10213055916162799647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-58440136910081883262010-10-05T08:04:59.015-07:002010-10-05T08:04:59.015-07:00I gave you an award!! Check it out!
http://jumble...I gave you an award!! Check it out!<br /><br />http://jumblemash.blogspot.com/2010/10/oh-stop.htmlJumble Mashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16227122209859233059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-13893638062139052892010-10-05T07:23:51.035-07:002010-10-05T07:23:51.035-07:00All hail The Empress. Good to have your supercalif...All hail The Empress. Good to have your supercalifucktasticsnarkery back. My warm fuzzy seems to have worn off too. Yesterday I was dancing. Today it is nothing but ass punches and cunt punts. Glad to see I am in good company.Crayotic Ramblingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13480766951670643937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-48107940923198378512010-10-05T06:19:23.411-07:002010-10-05T06:19:23.411-07:00Hello, pet peeve of mine! Were I a mad scientist,...Hello, pet peeve of mine! Were I a mad scientist, I would develop a hyper-focused EMP device that I could trigger when these denizens of the decibel throw down their devilish din. FZZZZZT. Fried electronics. <br />But, being a lazy ass, I just call the cops.Danger Boyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12597851282224101748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-15913324994679710732010-10-05T06:15:52.906-07:002010-10-05T06:15:52.906-07:00Well said!
I find that I often end up whacking the...Well said!<br />I find that I often end up whacking their clenched fists repeatedly with my jaw bone when this situation arrives.<br /><br />Have a nice day, BoonieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-21638304125301493862010-10-05T02:05:25.494-07:002010-10-05T02:05:25.494-07:00Oh Empress, where were you when I needed you. Whe...Oh Empress, where were you when I needed you. When the local dweebs rented the pace next door and partied every night, attracting even more dweebs. Horrible until the the night the police came and took them all away.not displayedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11637174135437423585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-6915900955608651542010-10-04T23:47:45.105-07:002010-10-04T23:47:45.105-07:00@Doug Stephens: Yes, I am rather shy and soft-spok...@Doug Stephens: Yes, I am rather shy and soft-spoken so I will try and work on letting out my true feelings. ...Definitely want to see you in your make up, then I can decide who truly is hotter, you or Charles!<br /><br />-------------------<br />@Falen AKA Thundercat: Girl you are effing crazy. I'm laughing my ass off just envisioning you getting revenge.<br /><br />------------------<br />@Donda: Please, just a little? It's so much fun to hear those bitches squeal! ; )The Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-19182910051393008692010-10-04T23:43:18.953-07:002010-10-04T23:43:18.953-07:00@Charles: I studied down under and have a hot pink...@Charles: I studied down under and have a hot pink belt I like to wear with my tiara and lingerie ; )<br /><br />--------------<br />@Steve G: Did not realize this!<br /><br />-------------<br />@Me, Myself and I: You go for it girlfriend! It is amazing how people respond when you tell them shit like that!The Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-62203930840178110662010-10-04T23:40:39.998-07:002010-10-04T23:40:39.998-07:00@Stephanie C: Thank you so much for the blog award...@Stephanie C: Thank you so much for the blog award! Two in one day? I'm feeling blessed ...effing neighbors or not! <br /><br />-----------------<br />@Paige: At the time not so much, now for sure!<br /><br />---------------<br />@Candice: If it weren't for that ten foot iron fence between our two properties I most likely would have done just that.The Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-45501580900958723732010-10-04T23:09:05.052-07:002010-10-04T23:09:05.052-07:00Preach on Sista!!!
Next time I am angry with my n...Preach on Sista!!! <br />Next time I am angry with my neighbors I am going to threaten to unleash the hounds of hell and go kung fu on their ass! <br />Loves it!<br />JessJesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15625332739989691200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-20175007996528079942010-10-04T22:56:16.175-07:002010-10-04T22:56:16.175-07:00Did you know that NOW is up to 76 installments in ...Did you know that <i>NOW</i> is up to 76 installments in the U.K., and 36 in the United States? That made me feel old. I'm in the states, but it seemed like just yesterday that it was on #5 or #6 here.Steve G.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12021363760202667755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-44445468457100727052010-10-04T22:12:31.767-07:002010-10-04T22:12:31.767-07:00where did you study kung fu?
are you a black belt...where did you study kung fu?<br /><br />are you a black belt?<br /><br />http://arealgoodblog.blogspot.comCharleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03782114258501725237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-39056632555908775262010-10-04T22:11:49.514-07:002010-10-04T22:11:49.514-07:00I would have totally gone all Kung Fu on them. Rud...I would have totally gone all Kung Fu on them. Rude, obnoxious people just piss me right off. Whatever happened to common courtesy? <br /><br />The next time these neighbors decide to get their Redneck on, you have my full endorsement to take them right out!<br /><br />http://candicesstories.blogspot.com/Candicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09845151308757943750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-92016257530124048582010-10-04T21:17:52.180-07:002010-10-04T21:17:52.180-07:00muahahah too funny.muahahah too funny.Paigehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09738167795345117068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-25121793623938960462010-10-04T20:57:40.026-07:002010-10-04T20:57:40.026-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.StephanieChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01990131434281226939noreply@blogger.com