tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post607240279078423812..comments2023-06-20T07:38:47.144-07:00Comments on The Ranter's Box: It’s always cocktail hour somewhereThe Empresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-73224451755918392202011-04-27T13:01:13.238-07:002011-04-27T13:01:13.238-07:00@The Adorkable Ditz: It was too crazy of a story t...@The Adorkable Ditz: It was too crazy of a story to share with new readers or those who might have missed it before. Hope you enjoyed the replay!The Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-87144005229208931052011-04-27T10:32:40.596-07:002011-04-27T10:32:40.596-07:00I remember this one!I remember this one!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-4652371514102824062011-04-14T21:45:38.852-07:002011-04-14T21:45:38.852-07:00From a distance, I thought it was one of them thar...From a distance, I thought it was one of them thar fancy Japanese toilets.On My Soapboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17192701216999273624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-26542723970096787112011-04-13T13:14:39.770-07:002011-04-13T13:14:39.770-07:00@becca: He certainly is an industrious one isn'...@becca: He certainly is an industrious one isn't he?<br /><br />@Mrs. Hyde: ...then someone else comes along...<br /><br />@SharleneT: I'm sure that he would be able to trick your rocking chair out like there is no tomorrow!<br /><br />@Katsidhe: Darn! You weren't planning a lounge chair/booze fest for the weekend were you?The Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-60503228361796664952011-04-12T19:06:04.859-07:002011-04-12T19:06:04.859-07:00What an asshole! He just ruined driving a recline...What an asshole! He just ruined driving a recliner for the rest of us with irresponsible drinking and lounging/driving!katsidhehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09859540523817060764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-37256314174260826112011-04-12T18:23:24.017-07:002011-04-12T18:23:24.017-07:00Now, wait a minute! Have you really thought about ...Now, wait a minute! Have you really thought about this? He motorized his recliner and what would have happened if he drove it while not drunk? He could have arrived at parties totally comfortable and the hostess wouldn't have to worry about finding him a chair... Have you thought this through?... Hmmmm?... Frankly I would prefer he do something for my rocking chair. Do you have his address (I mean, outside of the legal system?)SharleneThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12180247939829055069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-40414205467530951092011-04-12T14:03:42.772-07:002011-04-12T14:03:42.772-07:00Hey, the law doesn't take anything sitting dow...Hey, the law doesn't take anything sitting down! Groan!Copyboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00339752422561039109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-78871823108020341962011-04-12T09:07:25.368-07:002011-04-12T09:07:25.368-07:00Driving a recliner under the influence? Wow, just ...Driving a recliner under the influence? Wow, just when you thought you'd heard it all.Dr. McCoyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02785824680618255554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-31111861858918956042011-04-12T03:05:01.733-07:002011-04-12T03:05:01.733-07:00omg too funny and i must say got to give him creat...omg too funny and i must say got to give him create for being creative. loved thisRebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10213055916162799647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-87956859203091321432011-04-12T00:44:42.783-07:002011-04-12T00:44:42.783-07:00@J.Day: Excellent idea!@J.Day: Excellent idea!The Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-87149460344377928392011-04-11T20:07:00.031-07:002011-04-11T20:07:00.031-07:00Can I be with you to present said Darwin Award? I&...Can I be with you to present said Darwin Award? I'll bring the pie that goes in his face. ;o)J.Dayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09211819677106829508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-53212251044215343272011-04-11T19:23:24.442-07:002011-04-11T19:23:24.442-07:00@Heather (aka Sugar Free): Ha! No doubt you put th...@Heather (aka Sugar Free): Ha! No doubt you put that chair to good use?<br /><br />@Corianda: Dick Head, Douche Canoe. Totally befitting monikers for that twat head. ...As for the facebook like box, once you set up your fb fan page there is an administration section where you can get your html code for your like box. Then just add it as a gadget to your blog site. It took me a while to sort it out way back when so good luck!<br /><br />@Mamma: No you can't fix stupid that is for sure. And that dude is definitely broken ; )<br /><br />@Jewels: So true. Aside from the obvious fact that he is a jackwagon, we should really give him an "A" for effort.<br /><br />@Bruce: Glad you enjoyed the post ...just make sure I don't get any reports of you and Tucker out riding around on tricked out furniture.The Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-39259284867086771362011-04-11T18:34:42.018-07:002011-04-11T18:34:42.018-07:00oh. my. god.
if it were not motorized it would ha...oh. my. god.<br /><br />if it were not motorized it would have been fine. just fine.<br /><br />you rock Empress, i loved this post and am still chucklingthat guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09171219082208472827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-54765855106443339522011-04-11T18:04:15.777-07:002011-04-11T18:04:15.777-07:00That is pure American ingenuitity at work there. W...That is pure American ingenuitity at work there. Wow! haha.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-31568130032141504442011-04-11T17:37:03.568-07:002011-04-11T17:37:03.568-07:00LOL! I needed a laugh. Like my three year old say...LOL! I needed a laugh. Like my three year old says....and yes....he has said it and I have no idea where he got it...I wish I could claim it..."you can't fix stupid". Awesome!Mammahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00650694895759873262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-44275926007391419812011-04-11T15:45:51.927-07:002011-04-11T15:45:51.927-07:00P.S Empress dear, you don't have to publish th...P.S Empress dear, you don't have to publish this one but can you please tell me how to get that facebook like thingy you have on your page pretty puh-lease with a cherry on top? <br />xxxCoriandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04182836260713656652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-50635098491821294642011-04-11T15:30:09.543-07:002011-04-11T15:30:09.543-07:00The Australian drink driving campaign is "If ...The Australian drink driving campaign is "If you drink then drive, you're a bloody idiot". Seems that those drinking and reclining also suffer the same slight. Lucky it wasn't a small child/ a small child's cat and only the side of a car.... Dick. Head.<br />xx<br />http://corianda-corianda.blogpsot.comCoriandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04182836260713656652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-59345998192385947012011-04-11T15:00:13.256-07:002011-04-11T15:00:13.256-07:00I think I dated that guy.... Wait. No. The guy ...I think I dated that guy.... Wait. No. The guy I'm thinking of was a NASCAR fan. So much worse, but still had that chair. ;o]Heather (aka Sugar Free)https://www.blogger.com/profile/09962640148972128288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-47323891361187047122011-04-11T14:43:26.673-07:002011-04-11T14:43:26.673-07:00@AbsolutelyPrimed: Hopefully not enough that you w...@AbsolutelyPrimed: Hopefully not enough that you would be inspired to go for a ride on his furniture : )<br /><br />@Oilfield Trash: Glad you enjoyed this. What exactly was your drunk horse riding friend doing to tip off police officers that he was intoxicated?<br /><br />@Candice: The dude had several prior DUI's. Perhaps the local judicial system created that law in honor of the occasion.<br /><br />@theTsaritsa: For sure. And the woman he was giving a ride should have known better too!The Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-71198200338035515462011-04-11T12:54:45.416-07:002011-04-11T12:54:45.416-07:00I was just thinking, had he fatally hit that parke...I was just thinking, had he fatally hit that parked Dodge, he would be a great candidate for the Darwin awards. What a loser. Sure, trick out your furniture all you want, but don't get sloshed and then try to drive it.the Tsaritsahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00679262620541078819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-59527615924679250502011-04-11T12:37:28.762-07:002011-04-11T12:37:28.762-07:00"Driving a recliner under the influence."..."Driving a recliner under the influence." This is an official legal charge that people can be convicted of? Wow. It really makes you wonder how many times this has happened. In what subsection of the driving rulebook is this particular charge contained? Hmmm...<br /><br />Yeah. I'm worried.Candicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09845151308757943750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-5665743069403613552011-04-11T12:31:27.575-07:002011-04-11T12:31:27.575-07:00This cracked me the hell up.
Here in Texas you c...This cracked me the hell up. <br /><br />Here in Texas you can get a driving under the influence charge from riding a horse while drunk. I know because a friend of mine went to jail for it.Oilfield Trashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00527580828815598952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-75588900008418051212011-04-11T12:04:29.535-07:002011-04-11T12:04:29.535-07:00I love that it has a NHRA sticker on it; that righ...I love that it has a NHRA sticker on it; that right there speaks volumes about Mr. Anderson. <br /><br />I'm kinda diggin' the blue racing stripes though...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com