tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post120361550389213360..comments2023-06-20T07:38:47.144-07:00Comments on The Ranter's Box: Mamby Pamby JackwagonsThe Empresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-56222839175773225302011-01-11T06:05:47.677-08:002011-01-11T06:05:47.677-08:00@Denase: Not a big fan of the jackwagons ; )
@Pow...@Denase: Not a big fan of the jackwagons ; )<br /><br />@Powdered Toast Man: Thanks for visiting and chimining in. A jackwagon is a big moron that may or may not engage in dickwadery. And yes, ass-wipe is classic!The Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-91035448703610817792011-01-11T00:29:43.076-08:002011-01-11T00:29:43.076-08:00That commercial is great. I still don't know w...That commercial is great. I still don't know what a jackwagon is. I think we should bring ass-wipe back. No one says that anymore.<br /><br />I was sent over by Oilfield Trash but not by gunpoint.Powdered Toast Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18195170076576384695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-76026589717234337802011-01-08T07:04:03.595-08:002011-01-08T07:04:03.595-08:00Are you a big fan of the jackwagons?Are you a big fan of the jackwagons?Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17896973751960918299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-72907735604967840612011-01-07T21:56:08.059-08:002011-01-07T21:56:08.059-08:00@linnykins: Go forth my friend and share thy epicn...@linnykins: Go forth my friend and share thy epicness!<br /><br />@Mrs. Hyde: See, yet another confirmation that you are my sister from a different mister. Ding dongs on the mind, always! ; )<br /><br />@Chief aka Dad: Ha! Syrup on the twatwaffle? Awesome!! Penis cranium is indeed clever : )The Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-66722897681538583952011-01-07T20:31:14.532-08:002011-01-07T20:31:14.532-08:00Jess...can I get syrup on my twatwaffle? Oh sorry...Jess...can I get syrup on my twatwaffle? Oh sorry, as teenagers my mom would kill us for swearing so being the creative siblings that we were, my brothers and I referred to each other as penis craniums instead of dickheads...got the point across and we didn't get smacked for saying it :-)<br /><br />I've always liked the word numbnuts too!Chief aka Dad http://unsoundreasoning.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05646237105840617885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-66222818707802102612011-01-07T13:03:39.928-08:002011-01-07T13:03:39.928-08:00Oh, that is my favorite commercial! I love most of...Oh, that is my favorite commercial! I love most of the Geico commercials, in fact.<br /><br />Knob slob is still my fave! Keep them coming, please. I like to post your word perviness on my blog.Dr. McCoyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02785824680618255554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-43739096548833910242011-01-07T01:25:47.958-08:002011-01-07T01:25:47.958-08:00Bahaha- word perv, this post and replies are full ...Bahaha- word perv, this post and replies are full of epicness. Might have to note some down for future reference, although I'll watch who I use them on eh? :Plinnykinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18190705055865385812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-85405625553311700872011-01-06T20:40:27.829-08:002011-01-06T20:40:27.829-08:00*blushes*
thanks! and you are THE queen!
bruce*blushes*<br /><br />thanks! and you are THE queen!<br /><br />brucethat guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09171219082208472827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-44416055346370019662011-01-06T20:23:04.133-08:002011-01-06T20:23:04.133-08:00@Mynx: That will do. It's a classic!
@Lyndylo...@Mynx: That will do. It's a classic!<br /><br />@Lyndylou: F-big is brilliant : )<br /><br />@Red Nomad OZ: Ha! No washing of one's mouth out here. Word pervery is welcome at The Ranter's Box.<br /><br />@becca: As long I as don't end up burning in hell for doing so ; )<br /><br />@Jess: Agreed! The whole "Mc" thing makes swearing even more fun.<br /><br />@Simple Dude: Hilarious! Does that sandwich come with special sauce?<br /><br />@Danger Boy: You should definitely submit asshabadasher to urban dictionary. Love it!<br /><br />@Oilfield Trash: It is great isn't it? Interesting though how several people I know said they thought of me the first time they saw that commercial.<br /><br />@Vinny C: That's ok. I'm good at cursing and you are highly skilled in areas where I am a complete and utter technotard : ))))<br /><br />@Christina Paul: Glad you enjoyed it!<br /><br />@lolamouse: Oh my. How old is your daughter?<br /><br />@Madigan: Kittywampus is classic. Hadn't heard of poopinhagen. That is funny.<br /><br />@Jewels: Now it is a proven fact that I do indeed corrupt my lovelies. And one can never go wrong with the eff word and all its glory!<br /><br />@Nicky: Is there someone special that word is reserved for?<br /><br />@Bruce: Thanks. You know I thought of you when I wrote this post. You are the king of word pervs!The Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-42752989672174526112011-01-06T19:57:46.366-08:002011-01-06T19:57:46.366-08:00love that commercial!
cocknozzle, douchepuddle, f...love that commercial!<br /><br />cocknozzle, douchepuddle, fucktard, slimeslit...<br />dingleberry, shittard...<br /><br />prostiticians, bankstards, and the list goes on..<br /><br />oh and you know i have more...<br /><br />love this post Empress!<br /><br />Bruce<br /><a href="http://bruceejohnsonjadip.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">bruce johnson jadip</a><br />evilbruce<br /><a href="http://unfilteredstupidityabounds.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">stupid stuff i see and hear</a><br />Bruce’s guy book<br /><a href="http://boyswillbemen.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">the guy book</a><br />Dreamodel Guy<br /><a href="http://dreamodeling.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">dreamodeling!</a>that guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09171219082208472827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-4814144254487763892011-01-06T16:24:11.726-08:002011-01-06T16:24:11.726-08:00Mr. Cucka BallsMr. Cucka BallsNicky Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02498742903687882982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-90227456224220257962011-01-06T15:34:01.900-08:002011-01-06T15:34:01.900-08:00I adore twatwaffle, douche canoe (Which I think yo...I adore twatwaffle, douche canoe (Which I think you coined and I tried to use on a friend but could only laugh and failed), clusterfuck, and of course plain old fuck (it never lets you down).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-52480976216678354382011-01-06T15:14:41.503-08:002011-01-06T15:14:41.503-08:00Well, when we're having a bad day at work we l...Well, when we're having a bad day at work we like to say that things are going kittywampus on their way down to poopinhagen...Madiganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06051737942199174089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-25320158053879208562011-01-06T10:43:49.684-08:002011-01-06T10:43:49.684-08:00I love that commercial! Our family had a Christmas...I love that commercial! Our family had a Christmas Eve dinner convo about our daughter's use of the term "whorebag." Was it a bag for whores or a bag made of whores or what? I often use "twangy little twat" to refer to backassward country bumpkin Southern accented girls.Lolamousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12508347229501155001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-60920191836934377292011-01-06T08:32:24.348-08:002011-01-06T08:32:24.348-08:00Ha - That guy never gets old =-)Ha - That guy never gets old =-)Christina Paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12184885198620904338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-76246847911509254952011-01-06T08:08:43.837-08:002011-01-06T08:08:43.837-08:00I'm not very original. "Dumbass" is ...I'm not very original. "Dumbass" is my usual fallback.Vinny Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10097265589198549734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-84562314130510542842011-01-06T07:16:52.576-08:002011-01-06T07:16:52.576-08:00I LOVE that commercial. It is one of my all time f...I LOVE that commercial. It is one of my all time favorites. My and my kids are always randomly saying stuff from it.Oilfield Trashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00527580828815598952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-49522320855439175472011-01-06T06:38:42.878-08:002011-01-06T06:38:42.878-08:00My favorite is douchemuppet.
Also asshabadasher,...My favorite is douchemuppet. <br />Also asshabadasher, which is defined as one who is such an asshat that they in fact make asshats. Asshabadashery is the act of being an asshabadasher.Danger Boyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12597851282224101748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-63384954667170055172011-01-06T06:35:23.921-08:002011-01-06T06:35:23.921-08:00I used to always use the term slapdick. It was a ...I used to always use the term slapdick. It was a negative noun, as in 'that dude is being a real slapdick today."<br /><br />But a friend of mine used it differently once, saying (to someone he was pissed at) he was going to "give them a slapdick sandwich." That has always stuck with me as being probably the worst kind of sandwich... and also being hilarious. When I finally get around to finishing that screenplay it will be included!<br /><br />SD<br /><a href="http://simpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">simpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com</a>Jon Hansonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10248634465295846651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-43632901333417037452011-01-06T04:25:03.378-08:002011-01-06T04:25:03.378-08:00i enjoy the mc/eson prefix and suffix thing. like ...i enjoy the mc/eson prefix and suffix thing. like fucky mcfuckeson. here is my example sentence. <br />"i was ready to leave the bar, but fucky mcfuckeson over here was too busy getting an std in the bathroom."jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05869251724340091130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-27116201569348864232011-01-06T03:44:24.835-08:002011-01-06T03:44:24.835-08:00i love that you are expanding my vocabualaryi love that you are expanding my vocabualaryRebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10213055916162799647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-31925860383417043462011-01-06T03:11:18.385-08:002011-01-06T03:11:18.385-08:00Fucknuts and slotface are two personal faves - but...Fucknuts and slotface are two personal faves - but yeah, also have issues with BFs (and many others) finding them offensive, so use them in public very often ...Red Nomad OZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03020668094026661054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-48344366744942703962011-01-06T01:42:41.464-08:002011-01-06T01:42:41.464-08:00when I was a teenager the word was Fuckpig. God a...when I was a teenager the word was Fuckpig. God alone knew what it meant but if you were called it you were under no illusions that it wasn't nice.<br /><br />My favourite for a while was the name my friend had for my ex. She used to ask me if Cuntybollocks was home yet? After I fell about laughing I was like wtf?? The name has stuck though.Lyndylouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18133867788700520182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-73317942319179862452011-01-06T00:57:48.671-08:002011-01-06T00:57:48.671-08:00I just stick the old classics . Fuckwit being one ...I just stick the old classics . Fuckwit being one of my favorites. Cool commercial. Need more like that on our boxnot displayedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11637174135437423585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6620047070419184730.post-79652766836575748372011-01-06T00:11:08.130-08:002011-01-06T00:11:08.130-08:00@The Phoenix Rising: Quite a mouthful, eh? But I&#...@The Phoenix Rising: Quite a mouthful, eh? But I'm liking it all the same.<br /><br />@The Adorkable Ditz: Knob slobbing is still one of my favorites (for various reasons). I'm glad I can help corrupt the minds of others ; )<br /><br />@Jeff: And no more piggy for you!<br /><br />@J9: Douche nozzle is AWESOME!<br /><br />@StephanieC: I am a bad influence aren't I? The bowing down part is pretty cool though ; )<br /><br />@Jess: Ok, you are now my hero! Twatwaffle and Slutty McWhorebag, love it!!! And just for that I now proclaim thee a fellow "Word Perv".The Empresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158645736865180289noreply@blogger.com